“Scary Movie 5” quotes
(2013)
David Zucker
directed this movie
in 2013
Title Scary Movie 5
Year 2013
Directors Malcolm D. Lee, David Zucker
Genre Comedy
Year 2013
Directors Malcolm D. Lee, David Zucker
Genre Comedy
Plot – Pierre is the director of a French dance company and is planning a new performance. Jody, a twenty-year-old mother of two and her African-American friend Kendra want both the leading role. Jody's mother is a former ballerina and would like her daughter to achieve the role, while Heather Daltry, the veteran dancer of the company, is expelled from the performance.
All actors – Ashley Tisdale, Simon Rex, Gracie Whitton, Ava Kolker, Dylan Morris, Ryan Morris, Lidia Porto, Darrell Hammond, Snoop Dogg, Mac Miller, Erica Ash, J.P. Manoux
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“- Charlie Sheen: Do me a favor. Promise me you won't drive.
- Lindsay Lohan: That's sweet. You're worried about me driving.
- Charlie Sheen: I'm worried about me. I'm a pedestrian.”“- Christian Grey: How do you like my blue room?
- Jody: It's red.
- Christian Grey: Oh. I'm color blind, my decorator assured me... never mind.”“- Jody: So, a demon is the worse thing you can have?
- Priest: No, ma'am, an STD is the worse thing you can have.”“- Dom Kolb: You need to clear your subconscious, and watch what you think about. Nothing crazy.
- Jody: Right. Like having your crotch burst into flames.”“- Jody: Hey! We don't lick our balls in this house!
- Dan: Sorry, won't happen again.”
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