“Schizopolis” quotes

“- Fletcher Munson: Generic greeting!
- Mrs. Munson: Generic greeting returned!”
Steven Soderbergh - Fletcher Munson
Betsy Brantley - Mrs. Munson

“I may vote Republican, but I'm a firm believer in gum control.”
Steven Soderbergh - Dr. Jeffrey Korchek

“I know that your hair sits atop your head as though it could sit nowhere else. I know that your figure would make a sculptor cast aside his tools, injuring his assistant who was looking out the window instead of paying attention. I know that your lips are as full as that sexy french model's that I desperately want to fuck. I know that if for an...” (continue)(continue reading)
Steven Soderbergh - Dr. Jeffrey Korchek

“Y'know, there was a time... there was a time when I felt like an old rag with a stain you couldn't get out, and you... you were like a piece of rotting fruit on a window sill. And it was great.”
Betsy Brantley - Mrs. Munson

“You don't have to floss all your teeth; just the ones you want to keep.”
Steven Soderbergh - Dr. Jeffrey Korchek

“I can make sense out of yesterday. Can you understand the power of that?”
David Jensen - Elmo Oxygen

“Remember: Be true to your teeth, and they won't be false to you.”
Steven Soderbergh - Dr. Jeffrey Korchek

“- Fletcher Munson: Imminent sustenance.
- Mrs. Munson: Overly dramatic statement regarding upcoming meal.
- Fletcher Munson: Oooh! False reaction indicating hunger and excitement!”
Steven Soderbergh - Fletcher Munson
Betsy Brantley - Mrs. Munson