“Shakes the Clown” quotes

“- Dink the Clown: I asked her what time it was, she told me it was 7:30.
- Stenchy the Clown: That's the cornerstone of a lasting relationship, what time it is?
- Dink the Clown: Yes, yes. Because, first I asked her what time it is, right? Tomorrow I get to ask her the date, the day after that she's all over me. That's how it works, you play it...” (continue)(continue reading)
Adam Sandler - Dink the Clown
Blake Clark - Stenchy the Clown

“- 1st Party Dad: Are you the clown?
- Shakes the Clown: No, I'm Mary fuckin' Poppins.”
Tim Kazurinsky - 1st Party Dad
Bobcat Goldthwait - Shakes the Clown

“I got one of them peanut butter pussies: it's brown, smooth and easy to spread.”
LaWanda Page - Female Clown Barfly

“- Owen Cheese: You clowns are on dope!
- Binky the Clown: You didn't see nothing old man. We're just five happy party clowns, sitting down to a plate of beef. White- powdery- beef.”
Paul Dooley - Owen Cheese
Tom Kenny - Binky the Clown

“- Shakes the Clown: Kid, what are you doing?
- Obnoxious Kid at Party: I had to go to the bathroom.
- Shakes the Clown: On my head?
- Obnoxious Kid at Party: This is my bathroom, not your bedroom, you big drunken mess.”
Bobcat Goldthwait - Shakes the Clown

“You silent motherfuckers!”

Bobcat Goldthwait - Shakes the Clown

“The only show you could ever star in would be a show called the... Not... Funny... Diarrhea Club!”

Paul Kozlowski - HoHo the Clown

“- Judy: Listen, Binky. Shakes may be alcoholic... and a bad lay... but he's not a murderer!
- Binky the Clown: Not a murderer? How can you say he's not a murderer? He took one of his own juggling pins and smashed in Mr. Cheese's head with the fucking thing! Again and again and again, just hitting and hitting - and the head bursting and...” (continue)(continue reading)
Julie Brown - Judy
Tom Kenny - Binky the Clown

“You just pick on us because we're artists!”