“Shirley Valentine” quotes
(1989)“Shirley Valentine” Quotes 12 quotes
- Shirley Valentine: I mean, most fellas ya know, they've got no idea how to talk to a woman.
- Costas: No?
- Shirley Valentine: No. They feel they have to take over the conversation. I mean, I mean with most fellas if you say something like, like "My favorite season's autumn", they go "Oh, oh, my favorite season's spring" and then you've got 10... (continue)(continue reading)“I think sex is like supermarkets, you know, overrated. Just a lot of pushing and shoving and you still come out with very little at the end.”
- Shirley Valentine: I'm going to Greece for the sex! Sex for breakfast! Sex for dinner! Sex for tea! And sex for supper!
- Van Driver: Sounds like a fantastic diet, love!
- Shirley Valentine: It is, have you never heard of it? It's called the "F" plan!“- Shirley Valentine: You kissed my stretch marks!
- Costas Caldes: Don't, don't be too stupid to try to hide these lines. They, they are lovely, because they are part of you, and you are lovely, so don't, don't hide, be proud. Sure. These marks show that, that you are alive, that you survive. Don't try to hide these lines. They are the marks of...” (continue)(continue reading)“It's a good job we're not having soup, or else I'd put me head in it and drown meself.”
So, just think how exciting it'll be if for once you had it at a quarter past six. It'd make headlines. "World exclusive: Joe eats late".
“Oh my God! Where did that orchestra come from?”
“Jane divorced her husband. I never knew him, it was before I met her. Apparently she came home from work unexpectedly one morning and found him in bed with the milkman. Honest to God, the milkman! But from that day forward I've noticed she never takes milk in her tea.”
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