“Shoot 'Em Up” quotes

“- Hammerson: People love guns because America is a land of opportunity, where a poor man can become rich, and a pussy can become a tough guy, if he's got a gun in his hand. Now, I'm hopin' you're not just a pussy with a gun in your hand.
- Mr. Hertz: Oh no, sir. No, no, I am not. I'm a tough guy with a pussy in my hand.”
Stephen McHattie - Hammerson
Paul Giamatti - Hertz

“- Mr. Smith: I move my finger one inch to use my turn signal. Why are these assholes so lazy they can't move their finger one fucking measly inch to drive more safely? You wanna know why?
- Donna Quintano: Not particularly.
- Mr. Smith: Because these rich bastards have to be callous and inconsiderate in the first place to make all that money, so...” (continue)(continue reading)
Clive Owen - Smith
Monica Bellucci - Donna Quintano

“Guns don't kill people! But they sure help.”
Paul Giamatti - Hertz

“I hate these forty-year-old jack-holes wearing ponytails. That pony tail doesn't make you look hip, young, or cool.”
Clive Owen - Smith

“- Mr. Hertz: But before we part ways, tell me one thing: I am dead on about who you are, right?
- Mr. Smith: Say that again?
- Mr. Hertz: I said, I am dead...
- Mr. Smith: Stop. That part of it you got right.”
Paul Giamatti - Hertz
Clive Owen - Smith

“- Lone Man: You know we were never really trying to kill you. We only wanted to scare you into surrendering.
- Mr. Smith: Well, that's one way to explain why you can't shoot straight.”
Greg Bryk - Lone Man
Clive Owen - Smith

“- Mr. Hertz: Are you trying to tell me that some bum came to her rescue? Well well well, this is a fine mess.
- Killer Shot in Behind: I won't make this mistake again. I got a piece of lead in my butt as a reminder!
- Mr. Hertz: Yeah, I can appreciate that. And let that be a reminder never to fail me again.”

Paul Giamatti - Hertz
Scott McCord - Killer Shot in Behind

“- Mr. Smith: You want to know the difference between this luxury car and a porcupine?
- Donna Quitano: I give up.
- Mr. Smith: With the car, the prick's on the inside.”
Clive Owen - Smith
Monica Bellucci - Donna Quintano

“- Donna Quintano: You are the angriest man in the world!
- Mr. Smith: If I remember right, you used to like it like that.”
Monica Bellucci - Donna Quintano
Clive Owen - Smith

“I don't understand a word you're going on about, but I know exactly what you're saying and I refuse to apologize.”

Clive Owen - Smith

“- Mr. Hertz: Do you know why a gun is better than a wife?
- Man Who Rides Shotgun: Dunno.
- Mr. Hertz: You can put a silencer on a gun.”
Paul Giamatti - Hertz
Tony Munch - Man Who Rides Shotgun

“Never trust the people who stand to profit, plain and simple. They're the bad guys.”
Clive Owen - Smith

“- Mr. Smith: I hate it when parents hit their children.
- Woman in Museum: Let go of my arm!
- Mr. Smith: Not until you stop hitting your kid.
- Woman in Museum: I will discipline my child as I see fit.
- Mr. Smith: How would you like it if I spank you?”
Clive Owen - Smith
Laura de Carteret - Woman in Museum