“Short Circuit 2” quotes

(1988)
Movie Short Circuit 2
Title Short Circuit 2
Year 1988
Director Kenneth Johnson
Genre Drama, Sci-Fi, Comedy, Family
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Plot – Ben Jahrvi is a young Indian man who sells robot toys on the streets, while Fred Ritter sells clocks of dubious efficiency. Sandy is the consultant of the toy department in a large store and is interested in Ben's robots, so he buys a thousand of them. Thinking to take advantage of it, Fred proclaims himself Ben's partner and rents a disused warehouse to product the toys. To build more rapidly the robots, Ben is helped by Johnny 5, a robot. In the meantime, three swindlers are digging into the warehouse to reach a bank vault. They want to steal the diamonds of a private collection. While the trio attacks and destroys the warehouse, they think to hire Johnny 5 to make him dig a tunnel. Seized the jewels, the robbers get rid of their strange mate and reduce it to a pile of burned wires. After a successful repair, the robot takes its revenge and it becomes the first robot in history to obtain the American citizenship.
All actors – Tim Blaney, Fisher Stevens, Michael McKean, Cynthia Gibb, Jack Weston, Dee McCafferty, David Hemblen, Don Lake, Damon D'Oliveira, Tito Núñez, Jason Kuriloff, Robert LaSardo, Lili Francks, Wayne Best, Gerard Parkes, Adam Ludwig, Rex Hagon, Rummy Bishop, Richard Comar, Tony De Santis, Eric Keenleyside, Phillip Jarrett, Jeremy Ratchford, Kurt Reis, Garry Robbins, Ric Sarabia, Barry Flatman, Jane Schoettle, Carlton Watson, Eve Crawford, Craig Gardner, Micki Moore, Sam Moses, Norwich Duff, Claudette Roche, Frank Adamson, Chris Barker, Peter Shanne, James Killeen, Patrick Greenwood, Ally Sheedy
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  • “Hath not a robot eyes? Hath not a robot hands, organs, dimensions, senses, affections, passions? If you prick us, do we not bleed?”
    Tim Blaney - Johnny 5
    [Tag:robot]
  • “- Johnny 5: Am not human, but am a life-form, have soul. But him me killed to try.
    - Fred Ritter: Hey wait a minute J5, what do you think you're gonna do?
    - Johnny 5: Pursue! Capture! Incarcerate!”

    Tim Blaney - Johnny 5
    Michael McKean - Fred Ritter
    [Tag:killing, prison]
  • “If it is ok with your Mom and Pop, would you like to go to a malt shop for a cheeseburger?”

    Fisher Stevens - Ben Jahveri
    [Tag:date, proposals]
  • “- Fred Ritter: I thought you said this thing mis-functioned on you.
    - Ben Jahveri: Oh, that is a falsity. What actually happened was we were working on him one day and suddenly he is struck by lightning. And, from this moment on, he's having a mind of his own. So, the government tried to destroy him so he ran away. So, now he's living with my...” (continue)
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    Michael McKean - Fred Ritter
    Fisher Stevens - Ben Jahveri
  • “- Sandy Banatoni: Now listen, Ben. What's going on with those robots? I mean, we're getting really close to the deadline.
    - Ben Jahveri: Well, we are manufacturing them like gang-bangers.
    - Sandy Banatoni: Busters. Gang-busters.”

    Cynthia Gibb - Sandy Banatoni
    Fisher Stevens - Ben Jahveri
  • “- Johnny 5: Fred wants to sell me?'!
    - Fred Ritter: Oh, J-5, c'mon, it's just a figure of speech.
    - Johnny 5: Am not property, Frederick! One whose person is under control of another as master, is a slave!
    - Woman at building: That's all we need: A robot who's into equal rights.”

    Tim Blaney - Johnny 5
    Michael McKean - Fred Ritter
  • - Johnny 5: Frederick, I have an important question. Why do humans not like me, call me "craphead"?
    - Fred Ritter: They like you. They like you. Craphead is a compliment.
    - Johnny 5: Oh...

    Tim Blaney - Johnny 5
    Michael McKean - Fred Ritter
  • “- Fred Ritter: You're not in top form, and your backup battery is all used up!
    - Johnny 5: I'm okay-kay, just a few biddly-biddly Bugs Bunny to work out in out in! Perfectly functionality, functionality!
    - Fred Ritter: Oh yeah sure, listen to yourself, you can't even talk straight!
    - Johnny 5: Derf, a life-form's gotta do what a life-form's...” (continue)
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    Michael McKean - Fred Ritter
    Tim Blaney - Johnny 5
  • “- Ben Jarhvi: Johnny, are you operational? Please say something?
    - Johnny 5: Hubcaps, corn dogs, soul.”

    Fisher Stevens - Ben Jahveri
    Tim Blaney - Johnny 5
    [Tag:talking]
  • “- Fred Ritter: Jesus!
    - Johnny 5: Christ, lived from 1 to 33 AD.”

    Michael McKean - Fred Ritter
    Tim Blaney - Johnny 5
    [Tag:christ]
  • - Ben Jahveri: "The warmth in your heart makes others ha-ha-happy".
    - Fred Ritter: I still like this one: "Opportunity is waiting, you need but to open the door".

    Fisher Stevens - Ben Jahveri
    Michael McKean - Fred Ritter
  • “- Fred Ritter: Benny? You're leaving me with my back to the wall here. I mean, we gotta come up with something!
    - Ben Jahveri: It is not possible. We are the type of people who have everything in our favor going against us.”

    Michael McKean - Fred Ritter
    Fisher Stevens - Ben Jahveri
  • “- Fred Ritter: Are you ok?
    - Johnny 5: Functioning 100%. Perfectly ko Derf.
    - Fred Ritter: It's Fred.
    - Johnny 5: That's what I said, Derf.”

    Michael McKean - Fred Ritter
    Tim Blaney - Johnny 5
    [Tag:safety]
  • “- Ben Jahveri: Oh, now, now we are un-employers.
    - Fred: Oh, look, we still got all of the robot parts in the van; I can get a new staff together...
    - Ben Jahveri: But we are having no more money and now we are having no equipment. To assemble the robots with our naked hands, it would be slower than - than moles' asses in January.”

    Fisher Stevens - Ben Jahveri
    Michael McKean - Fred Ritter
  • “- Fred Ritter: You just fall off the banana boat, or what?
    - Ben Jahveri: I do not travel with bananas, sir!”

    Michael McKean - Fred Ritter
    Fisher Stevens - Ben Jahveri
    [Tag:accident, mistake]
  • “- Fred Ritter: You like McNuggets?
    - Ben Jahveri: Who is he?
    - Fred Ritter: Trust me.”

    Michael McKean - Fred Ritter
    Fisher Stevens - Ben Jahveri
    [Tag:food]
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