“Sixteen Candles” quotes
(1984)
John Hughes
directed this movie
in 1984
Title Sixteen Candles
Year 1984
Director John Hughes
Genre Comedy, Romance
Year 1984
Director John Hughes
Genre Comedy, Romance
Plot – Samatha’s relatives forget to wish her a happy sixteenth birthday because they are too busy organizing her sister’s wedding. She has also fallen in love with the most popular guy in school, who doesn’t even care about her. The biggest loser of the group has a crush on her and, as if it wasn’t enough, her grandparents arrive with Long Duk Dong, a Chinese exchange student. However, everything is going to be alright very soon.
All actors – Molly Ringwald, Justin Henry, Michael Schoeffling, Haviland Morris, Gedde Watanabe, Anthony Michael Hall, Paul Dooley, Carlin Glynn, Blanche Baker, Edward Andrews, Billie Bird, Carole Cook
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“- Caroline: Who's he?
- Jake: That's me.
- Caroline: Who are you?
- Jake: I'm him.
- Caroline: Oh, okay.”“I loathe the bus. There has to be a more dignified mode of transportation.”
“- Farmer Ted: Just answer me one question.
- Samantha: Yes, you're a total fag.
- Farmer Ted: [laughs] That's not the question.”“- Jake: I do independent study with her. I catch her lookin' at me a lot. It's kinda cool, the way she's always lookin' at me.
- Jock: Maybe she's retarded.
- Jake: I'm being serious, okay? She looks at me like she's in love with me.”“- Brenda Baker: Don't be a smartass.
- Mike Baker: Ok, I'll be a dumbass.”“I really love Rudy. He is totally enamored of me. I mean, I've had men who've loved me before, but not for six months in a row.”
“- Farmer Ted: You know, I'm getting input here that I'm reading as relatively hostile. I mean, it's...
- Samantha: Go to hell.
- Farmer Ted: Very hostile!”“What was he wearing? Well, uh, let's see, he was wearing a red argyle sweater, and tan trousers, and red shoes... Hmm? No, he's not retarded.”
“Do you know how many times a week I go without lunch because some bitch borrows my lunch money? Y'know, any halfway decent girl can rob me blind, because I'm too torqued up to say no.”
“I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday.”
“- Farmer Ted: I know I came on kinda like a poozer on the bus tonight and everything. But... that's just so my friends won't think, you know, I'm a jerk.
- Samantha: But they're all pretty much jerks, though, aren't they?
- Farmer Ted: Yeah, but the thing is, I'm kinda like the leader, you know? Kinda like the king of the dipshits.”“I want a serious girlfriend. Somebody I can love, that's gonna love me back. Is that psycho?”
“- Long Duk Dong: Very clever dinner. Appetizing food fit neatly into interesting round pie.
- Mike Baker: It's a quiche.
- Long Duk Dong: How do you spell?
- Fred: Well you don't spell it, son, you eat it.”“That's why they call them crushes. If they were easy, they'd call 'em something else.”
“- Brenda Baker: Can you remember to turn off the stove in twenty minutes?
- Samantha: I can remember lots of things.”
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