“Small Soldiers” quotes
(1998)
Joe Dante
directed this movie
in 1998
Title Small Soldiers
Year 1998
Director Joe Dante
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy, Adventure, Family, Action
Year 1998
Director Joe Dante
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy, Adventure, Family, Action
Plot – In the small town of Winslow Corners, Ohio, life flows peaceful. Inhabitants are friendly and the only action men are the puppets. The Commando Elite soldiers consider every toys as mere and simple, then Winslow Corners inhabitants find themselves allied to Commando's bitter enemies, the Gorgonitis.
All actors – David Cross, Jay Mohr, Alexandra Wilson, Denis Leary, Gregory Smith, Dick Miller, Kirsten Dunst, Jacob Smith, Jonathan Bouck, Kevin Dunn, Ann Magnuson, Wendy Schaal, Phil Hartman, Archie Hahn, Robert Picardo, Julius Tennon, Belinda Balaski, Rance Howard, Jackie Joseph, Tommy Lee Jones, Frank Langella, Ernest Borgnine, Jim Brown, Bruce Dern, George Kennedy, Clint Walker, Christopher Guest, Michael McKean, Harry Shearer, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Christina Ricci, Marcia Mitzman Gaven, Rennie Cowan, Jim Cummings, Anthony Genovese, Cheri Oteri
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“- Punch-It: We shouldn't fight, we should hide.
- Archer: If we hide, we will still lose. No more hiding.”“If it lacerates or detonates, I want it mobile and I want it lethal.”
“I'm gonna find a way to stop these guys before my wife gets tennis elbow.”
- Archer: Alan, friend of Archer, defender of all Gorgonites, Keeper of Encarta...
- Alan Abernathy: "Keeper of Encarta"? You were using my computer? If I find a virus in there you're headed for the microwave!“Are you scared? We're all scared. You'd have to be crazy not to be scared.”
“Just because you can't see something doesn't mean it isn't there.”
“It's a small world after all.”
“An officer and a gentleman does not strike a lady!”
“What kind of moron would put military technology in toys?”
“Soldiers, no poor sap ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by being all that he can be.”
“If you can't accessorize, pulverize!”
“Eternal vigilance is the price of duty.”
“You've got a lot of guts. Let's see what they look like.”
“Ask not what your country can do for you, only regret that you have but one life to live!”
“What are you worried about? They're only toys...”
“We're not toys, we're action figures!”
“- Irwin Wayfair: These microprocessing chips. What do they do and where did you get them from?
- Larry Benson: They microprocess. And they come from the land of l Saved Your Job.
- Irwin Wayfair: They were designed for the Defense Department. You put munitions chips in toys?”“- Larry Benson: Welcome to Earth, Irwin. You may not be familiar with our company, but this is pretty much the way things work down here in the real world.
- Irwin Wayfair: Well the real world sucks.”“- Christy Fimple: You rescued me!
- Alan Abernathy: Anytime.”
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