“Smokin' Aces” quotes

(2006)
Movie Smokin' Aces
Title Smokin' Aces
Year 2006
Director Joe Carnahan
Genre Drama, Crime, Thriller, Action
Plot – FBI deputy director Stanley Locke has just sent his top agent Richard Messner and his veteran partner Donald Carruthers to Buddy "Aces "Israel, who's hiding in Lake Tahoe. Their mission is to protect the Las Vegas slimy magician from a mob boss, Primo Sparazza, responsible of more than 130 murders, against whom Aces agreed to testify to save himself. When Sparazza learns about Aces' betrayal, he puts a bounty on his head, so a wild group of mercenaries, murders and gorgeous killer women comes to Tahoe to capture Aces and collect the reward at all costs.
All actors – Ryan Reynolds, Ray Liotta, Joseph Ruskin, Alex Rocco, Wayne Newton, Jeremy Piven, Ben Affleck, Peter Berg, Martin Henderson, Common, Christopher Michael Holley, Andy Garcia, Mike Falkow, Joe Drago, Jeff Habberstad, Alicia Keys, Davenia McFadden, Taraji P. Henson, Nestor Carbonell, Chris Pine, Kevin Durand, Maury Sterling, George Fisher, Tommy Flanagan, Curtis Armstrong, Vladimir Kulich, Janet Edwards, Joel Edgerton, David Proval, Jason Bateman, Suzanna Stover, Scott Halberstadt, Lorna Scott, Matthew Fox, Lonnie Moore, Patrick St. Esprit, Steve Florian, Robert Weir, Zach Cumer, Ken Rudulph, Christopher Murray, Michael Murphy, Marianne Muellerleile, Stefanie Cruz, John Alston, Brian Bloom, R. Paul Wilson, Scott Bloom, Al Woodley, James Conkle, Clare Carey, David Goldsmith, Sheryl Chambers, Nick Fenske, Darrell Geer, James Henderson, P. David Miller, Jim Robertson
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  • “- Hollis Elmore: You shot me, and you murdered my friends... and you dumped us in the lake.
    - Darwin Tremor: Pretty much.”

    Martin Henderson - Hollis Elmore
    Chris Pine - Darwin Tremor
    [Tag:killing]
  • “Sometimes, fate just... fate just up-and-fucks you for no good reason. That the way'a the world! The way it's always gonna be.”
    Chris Pine - Darwin Tremor
    [Tag:destiny, fate]
  • “We're just meat for male consumption. Pieces of ass and pussy. Something pretty in lipstick and eyeliner that can suck a fucking cock!”

    Taraji P. Henson - Sharice Watters
    [Tag:body, women]
  • “Hugo, you're looking at me like I just asked you the fucking square root of something.”
    Jeremy Piven - Buddy Israel
    [Tag:face, questions]
  • “- Donald Carruthers: Do you know what? Urine is good for your skin? My grandmother... I swear to god, my grandmother told me. She said... She didn't, 'cause when I used to get a zit or something, she said...
    - Richard Messner: She pissed on your face?
    - Donald Carruthers: Get the fuck out of here!”

    Ray Liotta - Donald Carruthers
    Ryan Reynolds - Richard Messner
    [Tag:disgust, medicine]
  • “- Richard Messner: How bad?
    - Donald Carruthers: Mortal.
    - Richard Messner: What?
    - Donald Carruthers: Mortal.
    - Richard Messner: No. Fuck!”

    Ryan Reynolds - Richard Messner
    Ray Liotta - Donald Carruthers
    [Tag:death, wound]
  • “What do you see right now? You see exactly, and only what I choose to show you. That is illusion Ivy, that is the lie that I tell your eyes, makin' the magic happen, in the moment, in that split second... but seeing behind this motherfucker and knowing... that it's all bullshit.”
    Jeremy Piven - Buddy Israel
    [Tag:illusion, lies]
  • “- Buddy 'Aces' Israel: These flowers are wilted, call the florist.
    - Sir Ivy: I need you to chill.
    - Buddy 'Aces' Israel: I need you to call the florist.”

    Jeremy Piven - Buddy Israel
    Common - Sir Ivy
    [Tag:flowers, quality]
  • “You spend your life pulling rabbits out of hats and sawing people in half, anything seems possible.”

    Andy Garcia - Stanley Locke
    [Tag:chance, magic]
  • “- Sir Ivy: What'd you say to Mecklen?
    - Buddy 'Aces' Israel: What I've always been sayin', let's make the fuckin' deal.
    - Sir Ivy: You see... this is one of the rare moments, where your ass gets to be completely honest... and if i'm asking you what you said to Mecklen, assume the shit is rhetorical, assume I already know.”

    Common - Sir Ivy
    Jeremy Piven - Buddy Israel
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