“Son in Law” quotes
(1993)
Title Son in Law
Year 1993
Director Steve Rash
Genre Drama, Comedy, Romance
Year 1993
Director Steve Rash
Genre Drama, Comedy, Romance
Plot – Originally from a small town in South Dakota, Rebecca has overcome the initial shock of the California college party life thanks to the help of Crawl. To thank him for his help, Rebecca decides to invite Crawl home for Thanksgiving. At the beginning the very traditional family of the girl does not show any particular enthusiasm towards the boy, even less so does Travis, Rebecca's boyfriend from whom she now feels distant. Crawl is a young free spirited boy who speaks his mind and who brings disarray in an environment of strong beliefs.
All actors – Pauly Shore, Carla Gugino, Lane Smith, Cindy Pickett, Mason Adams, Patrick Renna, Dennis Burkley, Tiffani Thiessen, Dan Gauthier, Ria Pavia, Lisa Lawrence, Graham Jarvis
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“Middle America ripping the fields, oooh.”
“- Crawl: Hey, hey Becca! Steven Tyler PJs. Steven Tyler PJs.
- Becca: [chuckles] That's great Crawl.
- Travis: Rebecca. Rebecca are you listening?”“- Crawl: You have got charisma!
- Becca: What's that?
- Crawl: It's a special quality of leadership that captures the popular imagination and inspires allegiance and devotion.”“- Crawl: Let me guess: you miss your mom, dad, brother, dog, boyfriend ... practically everything you can think of back home, am I right?
- Becca: How'd you know that?
- Crawl: Here sit down and let me tell you a little story. This is Fred.
- Becca: Oh my god you were such a nerd! I'm, I'm sorry.
- Crawl: It's ok.
- Becca: What...” (continue)(continue reading)“It's a Miracle!”
“You pick it.... I stick it!”
“- Zack: Why do they call you Crawl?
- Crawl: Because that's how I used to get home my freshmen year.”“Old McWalter had a farm and on that farm he had a kid with squishy, puffy cheeks.”
“Cutting some corn. Cutting some corn. Can I get some butter please?”
“My name's Crawl and I'm the RA. And you are? No wait, don't tell me. Sally? Jessie? Raphael?”
“If your girl is finger-lickin’, grab her now and do the funky chicken!”
“Let's just get the rules straight here. There'll be absolutely no partying in this hall between the hours of 5 and 6 in the morning, without my express written permission. Ok cool. Carry on.”
“Oh, my God, it's Bartles or James. Dude, which one are you?”
“- Connie: She's obviously made up her mind, so let's just handle this like mature adults.
- Walter: Right, right... you distract him, and I'm gonna hit him in the head with a shovel.”“I don't mean to be rude or anything Mrs.Warner, but you're givin me a semi!”
“Travis, it really tweaks my melon, to see a buff bro like Crawl here, get weezed on by a greasy scumbag like you. So you just chill.”
“- Becca: What are you wearing?
- Crawl: Cheek-chillers, you likes?
- Becca: I hates.”“- Crawl: Hey, you'll be happy to know that as soon as you left, I popped your daughter's trunk!
- Walter: Oh, shit.”“You guys have chickens? I love chickens! Are they extra crispy or original recipe?”
“Ease up on the steroids. Juice will make your jewels shrivel up like sun-dried tomatoes.”
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