“Son of the Pink Panther” quotes

“So many charlatans all use my talents for ill-gotten gain.”
Graham Stark - Professor Auguste Balls

“Your father played the violin. Not well, but passionitely. He made love the same way.”
Claudia Cardinale - Maria Gambrelli

“- Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Women.
- Princess Yasmin: What kinds of women?
- Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: All kinds. Especially dark women with blue eyes and full red lips who smell like night-blooming jasmine, and taste like a warm mango.”

Roberto Benigni - Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli
Debrah Farentino - Princess Yasmin

“- Hans Zarba: One of my passengers is hurt.
- Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus: No wonder; the way you drive, you are lucky they are not all dead.”
Robert Davi - Hans Zarba
Herbert Lom - Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus

“I wish you wouldn't smoke. We should never have sent you to America, you picked up such appalling habits there.”

Oliver Cotton - King Haroak

I knew a man named Jacques. When he died, ten years ago, I thought "Thank God!". I never thought another one like him could exist... and then I met your son.

Herbert Lom - Police Commisioner Charles Dreyfus

“If you need a disguise, look no farther, you've got Balls.”
Graham Stark - Professor Auguste Balls

“- Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli: Excuse me, do you know which way is north?
- Camel Driver: Yes.”

Roberto Benigni - Gendarme Jacques Gambrelli