“Sordid Lives” quotes

“- Latrelle Williamson: I know you're gay, Ty! I've known you're gay since you were five years old and you wanted that doll Suzy Q for Christmas instead of the dump truck that your daddy wanted to buy you! I know you're gay, Ty, I've always known, but could we just please bury your grandmother and get on with life? Huh? Could we? Because I think...” (continue)(continue reading)
Bonnie Bedelia - Latrelle Williamson
Kirk Geiger - Ty Williamson

“I think you are just an evil, bitter, old, alcoholic sex fiend who needs a lifetime of therapy herself!”
Leslie Jordan - Earl 'Brother Boy' Ingram

“Guess you don't mind if I smoke. It has not been a good day, sister. And I blame you... You turn on a light when you go to the bathroom... If you are going to have affairs you have got to be more careful! Of course, this is all useless information for you now.”

Beth Grant - Sissy Hickey

“- Dr. Eve: You have got to get over this Tammy Wynette fixation!
- Brother Boy: Well, someone's got to carry on her legacy now that she's gone!
- Dr. Eve: You've been doing this for twenty-three years! What was your excuse before she died?
- Brother Boy: My mind's a blank.”
Rosemary Alexander - Dr. Eve Bolinger
Leslie Jordan - Earl 'Brother Boy' Ingram

“I walked all the way down that hall with one less piece of female attire... that is, if you consider a wig attire.”
Leslie Jordan - Earl 'Brother Boy' Ingram

- Noleta: We just finished watching "Thelma and Louise", and we're pissed!
- LaVonda: At men! Ain't that right, Louise?
- Noleta: No, I'm Thelma!
- LaVonda: I thought I was Thelma.
- Noleta: No, Thelma was the one with the shitty husband!
Delta Burke - Noleta Nethercott
Ann Walker - LaVonda DuPree