“Spaceballs” quotes
(1987)
Mel Brooks
directed this movie
in 1987
Title Spaceballs
Year 1987
Director Mel Brooks
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy, Adventure
Year 1987
Director Mel Brooks
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy, Adventure
Plot – The planet ruled by the dictator Skroob is running out of air. Lord Dark Helmet sets his sights on the planet Druidia, ruled by the wise Roland, in order to retrieve the precious element. His plan is to kidnap Vespa, Roland’s daughter, and ask the air in ransom. Vespa flees on her ship just before marrying a knucklehead prince. An adventurer who lives in a space camper tracks her down and leads her back home. It is the parody of the saga "Star Wars” which upsets its plot and characters, nonetheless we love Mel Brooks’ work.
All actors – Mel Brooks, John Candy, Rick Moranis, Bill Pullman, Daphne Zuniga, Dick Van Patten, George Wyner, Michael Winslow, Joan Rivers, Lorene Yarnell Jansson, John Hurt, Sal Viscuso, Ronny Graham, Jim J. Bullock, Leslie Bevis, Jim Jackman, Mike Pniewski, Sandy Helberg, Stephen Tobolowsky, Jeff MacGregor, Henry Kaiser, Denise Gallup, Dian Gallup, Gail Barle, Dey Young, Rhonda Shear, Robert Prescott, Jack Riley, Tom Dreesen, Rudy De Luca, Tony Griffin, Rick Ducommun, Ken Olfson, Bryan O'Byrne, Wayne Wilson, Ira Miller, Earl Finn, Mitchell Bock, Tommy Swerdlow, Tim Russ, Ed Gale, Antonio Hoyos, Felix Silla, Arturo Gil, Tony Cox, John Kennedy Hayden, Dee Booher, Johnny Silver, Brenda Strong, Dom DeLuise, , Corey Burton, Camille Hagen, Phil Hartman, Tress MacNeille, Jerry Maren, Terence Marsh, Thomas Meehan, Rob Paulsen, John Perrigan, Julie Pitkanen, Reynaldo Silva, Cary Stratton, Dick Warlock, Michael York
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“Oh, no. Not again.”
“It's not that we're afraid, far from it, it's just that we've got this thing about death... It's not us!”
“So the combination is... one, two, three, four, five? That's the stupidest combination I've ever heard in my life! That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage!”
“Prepare ship for ludicrous speed! Fasten all seatbelts, seal all entrances and exits, close all shops in the mall, cancel the three ring circus, secure all animals in the zoo!”
“Merchandising, merchandising, where the real money from the movie is made. Spaceballs-the T-shirt, Spaceballs-the Coloring Book, Spaceballs-the Lunch box, Spaceballs-the Breakfast Cereal, Spaceballs-the Flame Thrower.”
“I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!”
“Out of order? Fuck! Even in the future nothing works!”
“One pod left and three of us and I'm the President. Well, boys, it's a very lovely ship. I think you should go down with it.”
“Sandurz, Sandurz. You got to help me. I don't know what to do. I can't make decisions. I'm a president!”
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