“Spy” quotes
(2015)
Paul Feig
directed this movie
in 2015
Title Spy
Year 2015
Director Paul Feig
Genre Comedy, Crime, Action
Year 2015
Director Paul Feig
Genre Comedy, Crime, Action
Plot – Susan Cooper is a normal CIA analyst and works hard behind the scenes of the most dangerous missions conducted by the Agency. When her partner goes missing and another agent is compromised, she volunteers to go undercover and infiltrate the world of a weapons smuggler in order to prevent a global disaster.
All actors – Jude Law, Raad Rawi, Melissa McCarthy, Jessica Chaffin, Miranda Hart, Sam Richardson, Katie Dippold, Jaime Pacheco, Romain Apelbaum, Allison Janney, Rose Byrne, Richard Brake, Steve Bannos, Morena Baccarin, Jason Statham, Carlos Ponce, Will Yun Lee, Bobby Cannavale, Michael McDonald, Adam Ray, Lukács Bicskey, Attila Bardóczy, Julian Miller, Ed Kear, Nargis Fakhri, Andrey Danilko, Attila Árpa, Bálint Adorjáni, Peter Serafinowicz, Jamie Denbo, Alessandro De Marco, Peter Linka, Zach Woods, Luca Fiorilli, Sergej Onopko, Yurj Buzzi, Dimitri Andreas, Mitch Silpa, Matt Devere, Peter Farkas, Björn Gustafsson, Ben Falcone, Iván Kamarás, Greta Csizmadia, Klaudia Halasi, 50 Cent, Takács Zalán, Dénes Bernáth, Zsolt Zágoni, Levente Törköly, , Jenei Attila, Jenei Csaba, Carol Drysden, Máté Endrédi, Paul Feig, Bari Suzuki, László Umbráth, Alicia Vela-Bailey, András Ábel
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“Did he also make you dress like a slutty dolphin trainer?”
“- Susan Cooper: Where'd you get a suit?
- Rick Ford: I fucking made it, didn't I?”“- Rick Ford: I've swallowed enough microchips and shit them back out again to make a computer. This arm has been ripped off completely and re-attached with this fuckin' arm.
- Susan Cooper: I don't know that that's possible... I mean medically...”I know you're probably feeling a lot of emotion right now, but please refrain from using the term "thundercunt."
“I look like someone's homophobic aunt!”
“I don't condone this sexy yet reckless behavior, Susan Cooper!”
“- Bradley Fine: Is he dangerous?
- Susan Cooper: Only if you have boobs.”“- Tihomir Boyanov: I'm now the only one who knows just where that dangerously compact and transportable nuke is. So... I'd say I have more than ten seconds.
- Bradley Fine: Well then in that case, I'd say you'd better st- [sneezes and accidentally shoots Tihomir in the head]
- Bradley Fine: Oh, fuck...
- Susan Cooper: [on earpiece] Oh my God,...” (continue)(continue reading)“- Nancy B. Artingstall: Simmer down, 50 Cent or I'll mount you again!
- Curtis '50 Cent' Jackson: This day is just getting better and better!
- Nancy B. Artingstall: He wants me!”“You're a loud kisser, and it's gross and unappealing. You look like some old toothless woman suckin' the jelly out of a donut.”
“I can see your gun, unless you're so extreme that you have a second dick coming out of your hip!”
“This is just like when I watched myself in a sex tape. There was just a lot of floundering and laughable moments.”
“- Susan Cooper: [wakes up next to Ford] Aaaaah!
- Rick Ford: Oh, stop screaming, you loved it!
- Susan Cooper: Ugh, God.”“We have to stop the sale of a nuclear bomb. They send in someone who looks like Santa Claus' fucking wife!”
“Oh my God, Rayna. Thank God your hair broke your fall.”
“How do you like my English accent? I learned it from the Downton Abbey!”
“- Rayna Boyanov: The moment I saw you standing there in that abortion of a dress...
- Susan Cooper: Ah... Come on.”“I'm the person who's going to cut your dick off and glue it to your forehead so you look like a limp-dick unicorn. That's who the fuck I am.”
“- Frederick: Blow that thing all you want lady.
- Susan Cooper: Yeah? Well why don't you blow me Colin!”
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