“St. Elmo's Fire” quotes

“There are several quintessential moments in a man's life: losing his virginity, getting married, becoming a father, and having the right girl smile at you.”
Emilio Estevez - Kirby Keger

“So you lost your job? I've lost twenty of them since graduation. Plus a wife and kid. And, in a new development this morning, a handful of hair in the shower drain.”
Rob Lowe - Billy Hicks

“- Kevin Dolenz: Well, you're all I think about.
- Leslie Hunter: Me?
- Kevin Dolenz: And I think the reason I'm not interested in other women, and why I haven't had sex in so long, is because I'm desperately, completely in love with you.”
Andrew McCarthy - Kevin Dolenz
Ally Sheedy - Leslie Hunter

“- Kevin Dolenz: How come you never ask me if I want a date?
- Naomi: I thought you were gay!”
Andrew McCarthy - Kevin Dolenz
Anna Maria Horsford - Naomi

“She is the only evidence of God I have seen with the exception of the mysterious force that removes one sock from the dryer every time I do my laundry.”
Emilio Estevez - Kirby Keger

“- Alec Newbary: You're being arrested for drunk driving.
- Billy Hicks: Drunk definitely, I don't know if you could call it driving.”
Ally Sheedy - Alec Newbary
Rob Lowe - Billy Hicks

“- Kevin Dolenz: Marriage is a concept invented by people who were lucky to make it to 20 without being eaten by dinosaurs. Marriage is obsolete.
- Alec Newbary: Dinosaurs are obsolete. Marriage is still around.”
Andrew McCarthy - Kevin Dolenz
Judd Nelson - Alec Newbary

“No diet works. The only way to lose weight in the thighs is amputation.”
Mare Winningham - Wendy Beamish

“Never trust a woman who says she isn't angry.”
Andrew McCarthy - Kevin Dolenz

“Men... can't live with 'em, can't shoot 'em.”
Ally Sheedy - Leslie Hunter

“- Jules: Don't you enjoy anything anymore... like girls?
- Kevin Dolenz: I enjoy being afraid of Russia. It's a harmless fear, but it makes America feel better, Russia gets an inflated sense of national worth from our paranoia. How's that?”
Demi Moore - Jules
Andrew McCarthy - Kevin Dolenz

“I should have had a vasectomy at birth! Let me tell you something Al, you ever have boys, do them a favor and get them neutered straight away. If they ever knock up some little slut, they're the ones who're fucked!
[to his wife]
Fucked for life! I hate you, you little bitch!”
Rob Lowe - Billy Hicks

“- Alec Newbary: You ran out on this relationship, you take the consequences.
- Leslie Hunter: I didn't run out on anything. You ran out.
- Alec Newbary: You fucked Kevin.
- Leslie Hunter: [shouting] You fucked many!
- Alec Newbary: Nameless, faceless many.
- Leslie Hunter: I feel much better now. Thanks.”
Ally Sheedy - Alec Newbary
Judd Nelson - Leslie Hunter

“- Kirby Keger: It's true love, my friend.
- Kevin Dolenz: Love, love, you know what love is? Love is an illusion created by lawyer types like yourself to perpetuate another illusion called marriage to create the reality of divorce and then the illusionary need for divorce lawyers.”
Emilio Estevez - Kirby Keger
Andrew McCarthy - Kevin Dolenz

“- Leslie Hunter: How's Howie?
- Wendy Beamish: Oh well, I wouldn't say my father's trying to bribe me, but he did offer me a Chrysler Lebaron convertible if I get engaged to Howie.
- Jules: Have you fucked him yet?
- Wendy Beamish: Jules!... God.
- Jules: Listen... get the car, fuck him, and if you don't like him, break the engagement... and...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ally Sheedy - Leslie Hunter
Mare Winningham - Wendy Beamish
Demi Moore - Jules