“Staten Island Summer” quotes

(2015)
Movie Staten Island Summer
Title Staten Island Summer
Year 2015
Director Rhys Thomas
Genre Comedy
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Plot – After graduation, Danny and Frank work as lifeguards at the pool during summer. Danny has applied for Harvard but he's not been accepted. Frank is not very sure of what he wants to do. Their lives will take very different directions soon.
All actors – Graham Phillips, Zack Pearlman, Ashley Greene, Bobby Moynihan, John DeLuca, Cecily Strong, Michael Patrick O'Brien, Fred Armisen, Jackson Nicoll, Gina Gershon, Kate Walsh, Jim Gaffigan
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“Staten Island Summer” Quotes 7 quotes
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    “- Danny Campbell: I feel like you're the kind of girl that wants to marry me, but not kiss me.
    - Krystal Manicucci: Well, I feel like you're the kind of guy that wants to kiss me, but doesn't want to marry me.
    - Danny Campbell: What if we try to be different kinds of people for one night? [they begin to kiss]
    - Krystal Manicucci: You know we're...” (continue)    (continue reading)
    Graham Phillips - Danny Campbell
    Ashley Greene - Krystal Manicucci
    [Tag:kiss, relationships, sex]
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    “- Anthony: Irish kids develop later, okay. They don't think about sex until they're like 25.
    - Mary Ellen: Wow, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.
    - Anthony: It's a biology fact, Mary Ellen, okay. Read a fuckin' book.”
    John DeLuca - Anthony
    Cecily Strong - Mary Ellen
    [Tag:prejudice, sex]
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    “- Danny Campbell: Hey, if you guys are going to have sex in the pool, can you at least do it over by the filters...
    - Frank Gomes: Sinners!”
    Graham Phillips - Danny Campbell
    Zack Pearlman - Frank Gomes
    [Tag:criticism, sex]
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    “For those of you who don't know, Staten Island is like Brooklyn and New Jersey had a baby. A baby that would up to be either a cop, or a fireman. And you know, some how it gets a bad rap, but really it's just like any other suburb.”

    Graham Phillips - Danny Campbell
    [Tag:childhood, city, metaphors]
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    “No regrets. No regrets. Except the herpes. That I would not do all over again.”
    Will Forte - Griffith
    [Tag:disease, regret]
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    “- Anthony: Okay look, first it's Hispanic guys, obviously, then the Black guys, then the Italians, then the French, and then the Irish, all right? And then, probably, like the Asians eventually.
    - Mary Ellen: Oh my God, when you join the Navy their collective IQ is gonna drop like 25 points. You're gonna sink our ships.”

    John DeLuca - Anthony
    Cecily Strong - Mary Ellen
    [Tag:cleverness, prejudice, sarcasm]
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    “To Harvard we will go. Hi ho the merry-o, to Harvard we will go. Hey!”

    Graham Phillips - Danny Campbell
    Kate Walsh - Danny's Mom
    Jim Gaffigan - Danny's Dad
    [Tag:future, singing, university]
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