“Staten Island Summer” quotes

“- Danny Campbell: I feel like you're the kind of girl that wants to marry me, but not kiss me.
- Krystal Manicucci: Well, I feel like you're the kind of guy that wants to kiss me, but doesn't want to marry me.
- Danny Campbell: What if we try to be different kinds of people for one night? [they begin to kiss]
- Krystal Manicucci: You know we're...” (continue)(continue reading)
Graham Phillips - Danny Campbell
Ashley Greene - Krystal Manicucci

“- Anthony: Irish kids develop later, okay. They don't think about sex until they're like 25.
- Mary Ellen: Wow, that's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life.
- Anthony: It's a biology fact, Mary Ellen, okay. Read a fuckin' book.”
John DeLuca - Anthony
Cecily Strong - Mary Ellen

“- Danny Campbell: Hey, if you guys are going to have sex in the pool, can you at least do it over by the filters...
- Frank Gomes: Sinners!”
Graham Phillips - Danny Campbell
Zack Pearlman - Frank Gomes

“For those of you who don't know, Staten Island is like Brooklyn and New Jersey had a baby. A baby that would up to be either a cop, or a fireman. And you know, some how it gets a badrap, but really it's just like any other suburb.”

Graham Phillips - Danny Campbell

“No regrets. No regrets. Except the herpes. That I would not do all over again.”
Will Forte - Griffith

“- Anthony: Okay look, first it's Hispanic guys, obviously, then the Black guys, then the Italians, then the French, and then the Irish, all right? And then, probably, like the Asians eventually.
- Mary Ellen: Oh my God, when you join the Navy their collective IQ is gonna drop like 25 points. You're gonna sink our ships.”

John DeLuca - Anthony
Cecily Strong - Mary Ellen

“To Harvard we will go. Hi ho the merry-o, to Harvard we will go. Hey!”

Graham Phillips - Danny Campbell
Kate Walsh - Danny's Mom
Jim Gaffigan - Danny's Dad