“Stir Crazy” quotes

(1980)
Movie Stir Crazy
Sir Sidney Poitier directed this movie in 1980
Title Stir Crazy
Year 1980
Director Sidney Poitier
Genre Comedy, Crime
Plot – Skip and Harry decide to leave a cold and sad New York for the South in search of sun, human kindness and love. Needless to say, they are immediately mistaken for two robbers and thrown into jail, where they stay until they find a way to escape thanks to their participation to a rodeo authorized by the management. Meanwhile the two real robbers are arrested.
All actors – Gene Wilder, Richard Pryor, Georg Stanford Brown, JoBeth Williams, Miguel Ángel Suárez, Craig T. Nelson, Barry Corbin, Charles Weldon, Nicolas Coster, Joel Brooks, Jonathan Banks, Erland van Lidth
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  • “A bull is the most evil, disgusting, and crafty sucka in the world. He'll snot on you, fart on you, do anything he can to mash out your brain. The worst kind of bull is the one that won't do nothin'. Just stand there. Look at you! That means he's studyin' you. Soakin' up your weak spots and rememberin' 'em for the time he gets to prance on your...” (continue)(continue reading)
    Charles Weldon - Blade
    [Tag:animals, danger, evil]
  • “- Minister: I never felt like this before. I'm... I'm...
    - Joy: Horny? That which reminds me, there's something I've always wanted to ask someone like you. Do you get much?
    - Minister: Not too often. Just an occasional glass at dinner.
    - Harry Monroe: That's not what she meant.”

    Rod McCary - Minister
    Claudia Cron - Joy
    Richard Pryor - Harry Monroe
    [Tag:excitement, sex]
  • “That's Grossberger. The biggest mass murderer in the history of the southwest? My dear, he killed his entire family and all of his relatives in one weekend and then he killed some more people that reminded him of his family!”
    Georg Stanford Brown - Rory Schultebrand
    [Tag:family, murder]
  • “I was James' best customer. That's the guy who sold me this African Ganja '65! Do you understand what you've done to me? My girlfriend, Caroline, just for a little bit of this, was not only going to let me have her mind and her body, but two of her girlfriends!”

    Richard Pryor - Harry Monroe
    [Tag:drugs, flirting]
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