“Strange Wilderness” quotes
(2008)
Title Strange Wilderness
Year 2008
Director Fred Wolf
Genre Comedy, Adventure
Year 2008
Director Fred Wolf
Genre Comedy, Adventure
All actors – Steve Zahn, Allen Covert, Jonah Hill, Kevin Heffernan, Ashley Scott, Peter Dante, Harry Hamlin, Robert Patrick, Joe Don Baker, Blake Clark, Justin Long, Jeff Garlin
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“That jungle is thick. I don't think anybody's even been in there. You know, you should quit now while you're alive.”
“Does your name ever get hard in the morning?”
“No matter how many sea lions are killed each year by sharks, it never seems like enough.”
“- Conservationist: What are you doing?
- Cooker: I'm definitely not burning ants with a magnifying glass if that's what you're implying.”“Bears are a proud people, although they're not people per-say. They're animals.”
“You like your name? You like Dick?”
“- Peter Gaulke: I need you to take an inventory of everything's that left, okay? Go! Now!
- Whitaker: Uh, okay. We got one sleeping bag, so I think we're pretty much fucked.”“Sharks are only found in two places on earth: the northern and southern hemishperes.”
"Bears are large and brown". Alright, come on. Not all bears are large. How about baby bears, huh?
“- Peter Gaulke: I should've never hired you!
- Cooker: That's the most un-American thing I've ever heard in my life!”“Does your name ever shrink because you go in cold waters?”
“Those balls are sensational. To a lion, these balls are called a sack lunch.”
“Hang on, people. I am picking up an underwater bubbling sound. I'm not sure what it is, but it is bubbling furiously.”
“I don't wanna die. For the first time in 11 years I'm seeing the world through sober eyes. It's exhilerating.”
“- Peter Gaulke: Luckily, we caught that on tape so that man will be honored.
- Ed Lawson: You want to honor the man by showing him being killed by an alligator on your wildlife show?”“These birds are saying howdy to the zebra. Actually, they're not saying howdy. They're eating the shit out of him.”
“- Whitaker: Hey, wait a minute. These are the fish that ate Dick, right?
- Peter Gaulke, Cooker: Yeah!
- Whitaker: Alright, so go with me here. If Dick is in the fishes, and we're eating the fishes, doesn't that mean we're eating Dick?”“I was trying to make you feel better and you hit me in the head! Now there's a bump on my head. It looks like a dinosaur egg. If that dinosaur hatches people are gonna think I'm some sort of prehistoric gentleman bird.”
"It is estimated that bears kill over two million salmon a year. Attacks by salmon on bears are much more rare". Right, that's got to be true, right?
“Monkeys make up over 80% of the world's monkey population.”
“You ever let your dog lick your name?”
“Have you guys ever tried to poop and brush your teeth at the same time? It's kind of hard.”
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