“Student Bodies” quotes

“- Charles Ray: That's my parking space! Can't you see I'm blind?
- Wheels: Hey, I'm more handicapped than you! I can't even make love to a woman.
- Charles Ray: I can never find one! Now move it!
- Wheels: Hey, that's our parking spot!
- Patti: Great physical beauty can be a handicap, too.”

Cullen G. Chambers - Charles Ray
Brian Batytis - Wheels
Sara Eckhardt - Patti

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Charles L. Trotter - Announcer

“Dead men tell no tales, but they fart.”
Janice E. O'Malley - Nurse Krud

“Since accident, Malvert sometimes pee red. Sex kills. Sex kills.”
The Stick - Malvert the Janitor

“Hasn't there been enough senseless killing? Let's have a murder that makes sense!”
Joe Talarowski - Principal Peters

“Julie, you're not responding to my maleness.”
Keith Singleton - Charlie

“- Julie: Not here. Not now.
- Charlie: Where? When?
- Julie: Upstairs. Ten seconds.”

Angela Bressler - Julie
Keith Singleton - Charlie