“Suckers” quotes

(2001)
Movie Suckers
Title Suckers
Year 2001
Director Roger Nygard
Genre Comedy
All actors – Joe Yanetty, Jake Johannsen, Daniel Benzali, David Ackert, Utah Blue, Eli Danker, Wayne Duvall, Louis Mandylor, David Poland, Michael D. Roberts, Valente Rodriguez, Joshua Sweet
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“Suckers” Quotes 4 quotes
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    “You are so beyond fucked, you couldn't catch a bus back to fucked.”
    Daniel Benzali - Reggie
    [Tag:insult]
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    - Reggie: You're letting too many customers walk. I want to hear some of their excuses. Try and stump me. I have an answer for everything. Come on!
    - Javier: "I'm just looking".
    - Reggie: I'm just selling. Can't really look at a car unless you drive it. Next.
    - Ali: "I think I can get a better deal somewhere else".
    - Reggie: Sir, we all pay the... (continue)    (continue reading)

    Daniel Benzali - Reggie
    Daniel Villarreal - Javier
    David Poland - Ali
    Louis Mandylor - Bobby Deluca
    [Tag:answers, business, salesmanship]
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    “- Javier: Are you going to visit her in Jail, Marco?
    - JJ: Maybe you can get laid again.
    - Lance: Make sure you get a woman's jail.
    - Bobby: Why? He could get laid in a men's jail too, right?”

    Daniel Villarreal - Javier
    BT - JJ
    Jake Johannsen - Lance
    Louis Mandylor - Bobby Deluca
    [Tag:homosexuality, making love, prison]
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    - Sean: "I have to check with my wife".
    - Reggie: What's the phone number? We'll call her right now.
    - Bobby: "I have to look a couple other cars first".
    - Reggie: Why? Consumer Reports, Car and Driver, Triple AAA: they've looked all the cars for you and they say this one's the best!

    Darren Gray Ward - Sean
    Daniel Benzali - Reggie
    Louis Mandylor - Bobby Deluca
    [Tag:answers, business, salesmanship]
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