“Super Troopers” quotes
(2001)
Title Super Troopers
Year 2001
Director Jay Chandrasekhar
Genre Comedy, Crime, Mystery
Year 2001
Director Jay Chandrasekhar
Genre Comedy, Crime, Mystery
Plot – A cavalry unit in a remote area of the state of Vermont risks to be disbanded by the government, unless it proves its usefulness. One day they accidentally discover a major drugs dealing and a corpse. In a race against time, vying with the local police, the cavalry unit tries to solve the mystery and save their division.
All actors – André Vippolis, Joey Kern, Geoffrey Arend, Erik Stolhanske, Jay Chandrasekhar, Steve Lemme, Kevin Heffernan, Paul Soter, Camille Hickman, Marisa Coughlan, Aria Alpert Adjani, Daniel von Bargen
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“I'll believe that when me shit turns purple and smells like rainbow sherbet.”
“The snozzberries taste like snozzberries.”
“Desperation is a stinky cologne.”
“- Foster: How you feelin' there, Mac?
- Mac: Good enough... to fuck... your mother.”“Do we look like the two dumbest guys in the world to you?”
“- Farva: Gimme a litre o' cola.
- Dimpus Burger Guy: What?
- Farva: A litre o' cola.
- Thorny: Just order a large, Farva.
- Farva: I don't want a large Farva. I want a goddamn litre o' cola.
- Dimpus Burger Guy: I don't know what that is.
- Farva: Litre is French for give me some fucking cola before I break vous fucking lips!”“- Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.
- Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.”“Ah, biker. I'm such an idiot.”
“When you gotta go, you gotta go.”
- Mac: All right, how about "Cat Game"?
- Foster: Cat Game? What's the record?
- Mac: Thorny did six, but I think you can do ten.
- Foster: Ten? Starting right 'meow'?“- Farva: Give me a double bacon cheeseburger.
- Dimpus Burger Guy: [into mic] Double bacon cheeseburger. It's for a cop.
- Farva: What the hell's that all about? You gonna spit in it now?
- Dimpus Burger Guy: No, I just told him that so he makes it good.
[into mic]
- Dimpus Burger Guy: Don't spit in that cop's burger.
- Farva: Yeah, thanks.”“- Thorny: Where are your shoes?
- Foster: What are you, the shoe police?
- Thorny: I am, and you owe me 20 laps around the bar.
- Foster: Black magic only works on the rookie.
- Thorny: That's brown magic.”“Bear... bearfucker, do you need assistance?”
“- Complaining Fan: Move that gigantic cotton candy!
- Local Officer Rando: God dammit!
[hits man with cotton candy]
- Local Officer Rando: How's the view from sugar heaven, bitch?”
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