“Superstar” quotes
(1999)
Title Superstar
Year 1999
Director Bruce McCulloch
Genre Comedy, Romance
Year 1999
Director Bruce McCulloch
Genre Comedy, Romance
Plot – Mary Katherine Gallagher is an orphan and has the dream to be kissed by true love, but she's considered an ugly duckling by everyone. To make her dreams come true, she has to become a superstar, so she signs up in a competition in which Evian is her most dangerous enemy. She'll dance with Sky Corrigan, the boy of her dreams.
All actors – Molly Shannon, Will Ferrell, Elaine Hendrix, Harland Williams, Mark McKinney, Glynis Johns, Jason Blicker, Gerry Bamman, Emmy Laybourne, Jennifer Irwin, Rob Stefaniuk, Natalie Radford
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“Go drink a bottle of yourself!”
“Well, you should be embarrassed because your parents named you after bottled water!”
“- Mary Katherine Gallagher: Okay, I just wanna say one thing to all of you. Don't listen to the names that people call you. If you believe in yourself, then nobody can hurt you. You are your own rainbow.
- Maria: Wow. That's really insightful.
- Mary Katherine Gallagher: That's from 'The Initiation Of Sarah' starring Miss Shelley Winters.”“No, I do like you. But it's too soon. You just broke up with her. We can't.”
“Just when it looked like your parents would be triumphant again, the unthinkable happened! Fat Teddy McGinty's belly struck the record player, accidentally turning up the speed. And the stepdancers began stepping quicker and quicker, trying to keep up. And that's when your mother fell, and she took your dad down with her. And before the dancers...” (continue)(continue reading)
“You know what it's time for... supermodel documentary hour!”
“- Mary Katherine Gallagher: So what really happened to your parents?
- Slater: They were savagely ripped apart and eaten by a school of hammerhead sharks.
- Mary Katherine Gallagher: That happens a lot.”“- Mary Katherine Gallagher: Yeah... uh, you want a glass of water or something?
- Jesus: No, I'm good. I'm God!
- Mary Katherine Gallagher: Oh. Right.”“- Grandma: Mary Katherine, what are you doing?
- Mary Katherine Gallagher: I'm using my telekineses to kill the girl who poured pig's blood on me at the prom.”“I stayed after school to study business.”
“- Father Ritley: Body of Christ.
- Evian: Are these non-fat?”“- Helen: Remember, he said you have nice moves. That means he was looking at your body, which means he thinks you're doable. So basically, he asked you to sleep with him.
- Mary Katherine Gallagher: Oh my goodness, this relationship is moving too fast.”“These are my breats. They're so big. I need a bra to strap them and support because they're so huge they need to be hooked and strapped for support. My big boobs, this one is bigger than this one 'cause is the mommy and that's the baby. And this one is very nice to this one and they hold hands because they're friends!”
“Are you aware that I am rubber, and you are glue, and whatever you say to me bounces off, of me, and sticks to you? So put that in your, back pocket.”
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