“Surf Ninjas” quotes
(1993)
Title Surf Ninjas
Year 1993
Director Neal Israel
Genre Comedy, Sport, Adventure, Family, Action
Year 1993
Director Neal Israel
Genre Comedy, Sport, Adventure, Family, Action
Plot – A hot and talkative surfboarder from Southern California goes to Asia. Here, he wants to get his throne and his prince’s crown back.
All actors – Ernie Reyes Sr., Ernie Reyes Jr., Nicolas Cowan, John Karlen, Rob Schneider, Oliver Mills, Jonathan Schmock, Neal Israel, Vladimir Parra, Brandon Karrer, Dathon Aragon, Phillip Bayless
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“- Mac: Iggy, you know, what you need is a professional listener.
- Johnny: He visits the School shrink every day.”Something happened, I don't know what it is, but now every time I say "What if" about something it comes true, and back there I said "What if the the house blows up?", and it blew up! Wow, I have this tremendous responsibility! What if I lose this power? Oh no, I just said "What if I lose this power?". Damn it, I had it, then I lost it!
“- Adam: Kwantsu Dudes!
- Johnny: Wow, they really must like that word.
- Adam: Yeah, it probably means like... free beer, or something.”“- Mac: Boys, how many times do I have to tell you, no Van Halen until after I've had my Coffee.
- Johnny: But we've already had ours.”- Zatch: Something not even money can buy: the knives of Kwantsu.
- Iggy: Knives? Oh yeah, seriously. That's something money can't buy. Knives. Once I went to a cutlery store and said "Here's $100,000, can I buy a knife?". They said, "No. Money can't buy knives". Gee, I guess that's why you hardly ever see any of 'em around.“I just want you to know that I felt completely safe in your arms, and I never said that to a man before.”
“- Johnny: How did you get out of those hand cuffs?
- Lt. Spence: I had a key.
- Johnny: Where, we searched you?
- Lt. Spence: I swallowed it last Tuesday.
- Adam: How'd you know you were gonna need it?
- Lt. Spence: I swallow it every Tuesday.”“- Adam: You know what they say - Chick's got a veil, dude better bail.
- Johnny: If she covers her face, pick up the pace.
- Iggy: She's afraid to show it. She's... probably not very attractive.”“- Johnny: While in Patusan, guests of The Revolution stay at the Mecrob Hilton.
- Iggy: That's the Mecrob Hilton. Serving strange things in shells since 1207.”“Johnny, look. All my life I've done what's expected of a traditional Patusani girl. And who do my parents think they are, telling me who I'm going to marry? I'll decide who I'm going to marry, not them! That is if I marry. I mean that was a really swell kiss and all, but I just didn't want to hurt your feelings about the marriage thing. But we...” (continue)(continue reading)
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