“Swingers” quotes

(1996)
Movie Swingers
Doug Liman directed this movie in 1996
Title Swingers
Year 1996
Director Doug Liman
Genre Comedy, Drama
Plot – Five twenty-year-old Americans are struggling to find true love. Mike is a stressed out actor who has just broken up with the woman of his life to seek success in Hollywood. After a few months, however, Mike is still waiting next to the voice mail, thinking about the past and hoping to hear news from his ex-girlfriend. His friends Trent, Rob, Sue and Charles don’t want Mike to be moody all the time, so they decide to do something to motivate him. Trent teaches Mike how to be single. They go to Las Vegas, they lose everything, they go back to Los Angeles, they go pub crawling and to parties with never-ending discussions about cinema, actors and women. Maybe the future will be brighter if he confronts himself with other people.
All actors – Jon Favreau, Vince Vaughn, Ron Livingston, Patrick Van Horn, Alex Désert, Heather Graham, Deena Martin, Katherine Kendall, Brooke Langton, Blake Lindsley, Kevin James Kelly, Stephanie Ittleson
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  • “- Robb: See, Mike, the only difference between giving up and not giving up is if you take her back when she wants to come back. But you can't do anything to make her want to come back. In fact, you can only do stuff to make her not want to come back.
    - Mike: So the only difference is if I forget about her or just pretend to forget about her?”

    Ron Livingston - Rob
    Jon Favreau - Mike
  • “You don't look at the things that you have, you only look at the stuff that you don't have.”
    Ron Livingston - Rob
    [Tag:envy, possession]
  • “I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie everyone's really hoping makes it happen. I want you to be like the guy in the rated R movie, you know, the guy you're not sure whether or not you like yet. You're not sure where he's coming from. Okay? You're a bad man. You're a bad man, Mikey.”
    Vince Vaughn - Trent
    [Tag:badness, movie]
  • “- Trent: Yeah, but you know what, Mike? You can make their heads bleed in this one.
    - Mike: Make somebody's head bleed.
    - Sue: No man, we're in the playoffs.”

    Vince Vaughn - Trent
    Jon Favreau - Mike
    Patrick Van Horn - Sue
    [Tag:blood, videogames]
  • “- Trent: She smiled, baby.
    - Mike: I can't believe what an asshole you are.
    - Trent: Did she, or did she not smile.
    - Mike: She was smiling at what an asshole you are.”

    Vince Vaughn - Trent
    Jon Favreau - Mike
    [Tag:smile]
  • “- Mike: What the fuck are you carrying a gun for? What, in case somebody steps to you, Snoop Dogg?
    - Sue: Hey man, you're not from here, alright. You don't know how it is. I grew up in L.A.
    - Trent: Anaheim.
    - Sue: Whatever, man. It's different out here. It's not like New York, Mikey.”

    Jon Favreau - Mike
    Patrick Van Horn - Sue
    Vince Vaughn - Trent
  • “Um... a malt Glen Garry for me and my friend here. And if you tell that bartender to go extra easy on the water, this 50 cent piece has your name on it.”
    Vince Vaughn - Trent
  • “- Trent: I'm gonna find me two waitresses here and I'm gonna pull me a Fredo.
    - Mike: Yeah, well they're all skanks.
    - Trent: What are talking about? Look at all the beautiful babies here.
    - Mike: The beautiful babies don't work the midnight-to-six on a Wednesday. This is the skank shift.”

    Vince Vaughn - Trent
    Jon Favreau - Mike
  • Look, we're gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for this one party and you're going to say "it sucks" and we're all gonna leave and then we're gonna go look for this other party. But all the parties and all the bars, they all suck.
    Jon Favreau - Mike
    [Tag:party]
  • - Trent: And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you're looking at your claws and you're looking at your fangs. And you're thinking to yourself, you don't know what to do, man. "I don't know how to kill the bunny". With this you don't know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?
    - Sue: You're like a big bear, man.
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    Vince Vaughn - Trent
    Patrick Van Horn - Sue
    Jon Favreau - Mike
  • “- Lorraine: Hi Mike, I'm Lorraine.
    - Mike: Like the quiche.
    - Lorraine: Like the quiche? That's a really original joke.”

    Heather Graham - Lorraine
    Jon Favreau - Mike
  • “- Mike: Why'd they get rid of the fighting? It was the best part of the old version.
    - Sue: I think kids were hittin' each other or somethin', man.”

    Jon Favreau - Mike
    Patrick Van Horn - Sue
  • “I'll have a scotch on the rocks, please. Any scotch will do, as long as it's not a blend, of course. Single malt, Glen Livet, Glen Galley, perhaps, any Glen.”
    Jon Favreau - Mike
  • “- Trent: So, what'd you think of that Dorothy girl?
    - Mike: The whole Judy Garland thing kinda turned me on. Does that make me some kind of fag?”

    Vince Vaughn - Trent
    Jon Favreau - Mike
  • “- Mike: How did you get over it? I mean, how long did it take?
    - Rob: Sometimes it still hurts. You know how it is, man. It's like, you wake up every day and it hurts a little bit less, and then you wake up one day and it doesn't hurt at all. And the funny thing is, is that, this is kinda wierd, but it's like, it's like you almost miss that pain.”

    Jon Favreau - Mike
    Jon Favreau - Rob
    [Tag:break-up, sorrow]
  • “- Trent: Yeah, two's enough not to look anxious. But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you...
    - Mike: Yeah, but you know what, mabey I'll wait 3 weeks. How's that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.”

    Vince Vaughn - Trent
    Jon Favreau - Mike
    [Tag:date, waiting]
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