“Teen Witch” quotes

(1989)
Movie Teen Witch
Title Teen Witch
Year 1989
Director Dorian Walker
Genre Comedy, Romance, Family, Fantasy
Plot – Louise is a high school student who discovers to be the descendant of a witch on the eve of her sixteenth birthday. After the initial disbelief, she realizes that she has real powers. How to use them it's not a problem. Her first victim is the unbearable English teacher, the second one is a handsome football player: thanks to wizardry, Louise soon becomes her girlfriend.
All actors – Robyn Lively, Dan Gauthier, Joshua John Miller, Caren Kaye, Dick Sargent, Lisa Fuller, Mandy Ingber, Zelda Rubinstein, Noah Blake, Tina Caspary, Megan Gallivan, Alsari Al-Shehali
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  • “Nobody's coming to your sweet sixteen party Louise.”

    Joshua John Miller - Richie Miller
  • “- Polly: Look at how funky he is!
    - Louise Miller: So just go up and talk to him.
    - Polly: I could never be that hip!”

    Mandy Ingber - Polly
    Robyn Lively - Louise Miller
  • “Louise! I prepared you a wholesome breakfast. Here's your morning paper, I took the liberty of ironing your homework.”
    Joshua John Miller - Richie Miller
    [Tag:magic, servants]
  • “I'm hot... and you're not!”
    Noah Blake - Rhet
  • “- Richie Miller: I'm rubber your glue whatever you call me sticks back on you.
    - Louise Miller: No! I'm rubber your glue whatever you call me sticks back on you!
    - Richie Miller: You think you're hot stuff because you went to a dance. Dream on! No one wants do date you because you are a dog! A dog! A dog!”

    Joshua John Miller - Richie Miller
    Robyn Lively - Louise Miller
    [Tag:argument, insult]
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