“Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze” quotes

(1991)
Movie Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze
Title Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II: The Secret of the Ooze
Year 1991
Director Michael Pressman
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy, Adventure, Family, Action
Plot – In New York Leonardo, Raphael, Donatello and Michaelangelo are four giant and humanoid turtles, passionate for pizza and karate, forced to live underground. They have to fight against the famous criminal gang of the wicked Shredder, who stole the last container of the toxic green fluid that caused the mutation of the turtles and Splinter, their rat master, 15 years before. Now he has taken the scientist Jordan Perry hostage to force him to transform two harmless animals in two monsters, which will fight the four hated turtles. With the help of April O'Neil, a TV journalist, and Keno, the pizza guy, the four turtles kill the two mutants and free Perry. In panic, Shredder drinks the green fluid and becomes a superman but, in a fit of rage, he ends up being crushed to death by a building he has been trying to destroy over and over again.
All actors – Paige Turco, David Warner, Michelan Sisti, Leif Tilden, Kenn Scott, Mark Caso, Kevin Clash, Ernie Reyes Jr., François Chau, Toshishiro Obata, Raymond Serra, Mark Ginther, Kurt Bryant, Kevin Nash, Joseph Amodei, Nick DeMarinis, Kelli Rabke, Susie Essman, Lee Spencer, Gianpaolo Bonaca, Mark Doerr, Tim Parati, John E. Brady, Jon Thompson, Bill Luhrs, Michael Pressman, Rick Colella, Dewey Weber, Sasha Pressman, David Pressman, Shiek Mahmud-Bey, Lisa Chess, Vanilla Ice, Earthquake, Mark Grinage, John Henry Huffman IV, Everett Fitzgerald, Gregory Salata, Mak Wilson, Robbie Rist, Brian Tochi, Laurie Faso, Adam Carl, David McCharen, Michael McConnohie, Frank Welker, Raul S. Brewster, Keith Coulouris, Chris Cox, Richard Divizio, Dale Frye, Danny E. Glover, Kent Ezzell, Ronald W. Herndon Jr., Johnny Holbrook, Charles R. Knowles, Kenny Morrison, Charles Page, Dan Pesina, Terry D. Rich, Scott A. Surgenor, Jeffrey P. Thompson, Michael G. Norris, Steven M. Simma, Char He Downing, Curtis Bush, George G. Colucci, Alistair Dean, Mike Kimmel, Michael Jai White
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  • - Shredder: Babies! They're babies!
    - Professor Jordan Perry: What did you expect? They'd come out quoting "Macbeth"?
    - Shredder: They are stupid!
    - Professor Jordan Perry: Well, they're not stupid, they're infants.

    François Chau - Shredder
    David Warner - Professor Jordon Perry
  • “- Chief Sterns: What sort of animals might these be, Miss O'Neil?
    - April O'Neil: Well, I can't say exactly...
    - Chief Sterns: Uh-huh, and what makes you believe that they did this?
    - April O'Neil: Well, I can't say that either, but...
    - Chief Sterns: Okay and is there anything else you'd like not to tell me?”

    Raymond Serra - Chief Sterns
    Paige Turco - April O'Neil
  • “- Keno: Hey which of you lovely ladies gets to ride with me tonight?
    - Girl: Dream on, Dweeb.
    - Keno: Okay, and when I do I'll dream of someone a little thinner.”

    Ernie Reyes Jr. - Keno
  • “First, we must observe the ancient ritual of the traditional pre-fight donut.”
    Mark Caso - Leonardo
  • “Sometimes the best place to hide is right out in public.”
    David Warner - Professor Jordon Perry
    [Tag:strategy]
  • “If I had a face like yours I'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality!”

    Kenn Scott - Raphael
  • “You have youth, and I have experience. But only those who fight now have both.”
    Kevin Clash - Splinter
  • “- Splinter: Their world can never be ours.
    - Michaelangelo: Uh... Not even pizza?
    - Splinter: Pizza's okay.”

    Kevin Clash - Splinter
    Michelan Sisti - Michaelangelo
    [Tag:food, rivalry, words]
  • “A true Ninja is a master of himself and his environment, so don't forget: We're turtles!”
    Mark Caso - Leonardo
  • “- Leonardo: Take the ugly one!
    - Raphael: No, you take the ugly one!
    - Donatello: I'll take the ugly one.
    - Michaelangelo: Which one's the ugly one?”

    Mark Caso - Leonardo
    Kenn Scott - Raphael
    Leif Tilden - Donatello
    Michelan Sisti - Michaelangelo
  • “- Old Man: Look Sophie, those animals are knocking down the telephone poles. What do we do if they come over here?
    - Old Woman: Let them get their own cab.”

    David Pressman - Old Man
    Sasha Pressman - Old Woman
    [Tag:destruction]
  • - April O'Neil: Chief Sterns! I wonder if I might ask you a few more questions, off the record?
    - Chief Sterns: Ms. O'Neil, my record on the record clearly shows that I have no "off the record" record, make a record of that!

    Paige Turco - April O'Neil
    Raymond Serra - Chief Sterns
    [Tag:denial, questions]
  • “- Shredder: Choose the best men of those that remain to follow the reporter. She's the key to find the creatures that did this to me.
    - Tatsu: Yes master. Next master, we rebuild the foot?
    - Shredder: No. There is only one thing next. Revenge!”

    François Chau - Shredder
    Toshishiro Obata - Tatsu
  • - Leonardo: I'm Leonardo.
    - Michaelangelo: I'm Michaelangelo.
    - Donatello: Donatello.
    - Raphael: I'm Raphael!
    - Michaelangelo: All the good ones end in "O"!

    Mark Caso - Leonardo
    Michelan Sisti - Michaelangelo
    Leif Tilden - Donatello
    Kenn Scott - Raphael
    [Tag:name]
  • “I thought all the really good dungeons were in Europe.”
    Kenn Scott - Raphael
    [Tag:europe, prison]
  • “- Splinter: Were you seen?
    - Leonardo: Of course not, Master Splinter.
    - Donatello: We practiced Ninja.
    - Michaelangelo: The art of invisibility.”

    Kevin Clash - Splinter
    Mark Caso - Leonardo
    Leif Tilden - Donatello
    Michelan Sisti - Michaelangelo
    [Tag:ability]
  • “Hey Mikey, do you think you could crunch a little louder? I can still hear out of this one!”

    Kenn Scott - Raphael
    [Tag:eating, noise]
  • - Michaelangelo: Ah, ninja pizza!
    - Donatello: "Ninja pizza"?
    - Michaelangelo: Pizza that vanish quickly without trace!

    Michelan Sisti - Michaelangelo
    Leif Tilden - Donatello
    [Tag:food]
  • “- Keno: Who? What? Where? How?
    - Donatello: Well, I guess that leaves out 'why' and 'when', doesn't it?”

    Ernie Reyes Jr. - Keno
    Leif Tilden - Donatello
    [Tag:questions, wonder]
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