“Tenacious D in The Pick of Destiny” quotes

What do you want, "Non-Rocker"? This line is reserved for "Rockers Only", so I can't really talk to you right now!

Jack Black - JB

“He's what makes us not want to go to work, or exercise, or tell the truth. He's what makes us want to party and have sex with each other all night long.”

“- KG: Sex is a crucial component to the Kyle Gass Project. Now drop and give me one cock push-up.
- JB: What's a cock push-up?
- KG: What's a cock push-up? A cock push-up my friend, is when you lay on your stomach, and lift yourself of the ground with nothing but your boner.”
Kyle Gass - KG
Jack Black - JB

“You guys, having some satanic guitar pick isn't gonna make your rock any better... because Satan's not in a guitar pick, he's inside all of us. In here, in your hearts.”
Paul F. Tompkins - Open Mic Host