“The Bag Man” quotes

“I don't like surprises, I never did. I never really enjoyed that whole Pop Goes The Weasel thing. I mean, don't get me wrong, I appreciate the unexpected. And, in fact, I'd say I'm a connoisseur of the unexpected. But I don't like surprises.”
Robert De Niro - Dragna

“Cats are amazing animals though. Survive all sorts of terrible shit, and they always land up on their feet.”
John Cusack - Jack

“I've got solutions. Permanent, cruel ones.”
Sticky Fingaz - Lizard

“- Jack: You don't know what you're getting into, man.
- Ned: Oh, that's funny, because that's what I was just about to say to you.”
John Cusack - Jack
Crispin Glover - Ned

“- Dragna: You wouldn't shoot a man in the back, would you?
- Rivka: A man, no. But you're not a man.”
Robert De Niro - Dragna
Rebecca Da Costa - Rivka

“Distrust is a disease that kills a friendship.”
Robert De Niro - Dragna

“- Jack: I got shot.
- Rivka: In the hand?
- Jack: Yeah.
- Rivka: Why?
- Jack: Because I'm lucky like that.
- Rivka: Did they miss your heart or they couldn't find it?”
John Cusack - Jack
Rebecca Da Costa - Rivka

“Can I give you a little bit of advice, Jack? If you took one-tenth of the time you spend on killing people and devoted it to reading a book now and then, I really think you would derive great benefit. Don't you?”
Robert De Niro - Dragna