“The Bank Dick” quotes

“There are a great many chances for advancement. Who knows? Within a short time, you may become my Vice President. My first and only vice.”

Pierre Watkin - Mr. Skinner

“- Egbert Sousé: Hello, Doc. How are ya? How's business?
- Dr. Stall: Fair, fair. I don't suppose we'll ever get another whooping cough epidemic again.”
W.C. Fields - Egbert Sousé
Harlan Briggs - Dr. Stall

“I want to prove to you that I'm honest, in the worst way.”
Russell Hicks - J. Frothingham Waterbury

“I've been in consultation with our Director and we've decided that what has been needed in this bank for a long time is a special officer. Or, to refer to the article of the underworld, a bank dick. In lieu of your heroism, your valiant, dauntless courage, I have the honor to offer you this position.”

Pierre Watkin - Mr. Skinner

- Myrtle Sousé: What's a six-letter word meaning "embezzlement"?
- Mrs. Hermisillo Brunch: Prison.

Una Merkel - Myrtle Sousé
Jessie Ralph - Mrs. Hermisillo Brunch

“Had he been a younger man, he probably would have made it. That's the point. Don't wait too long in life.”

W.C. Fields - Egbert Sousé

“- Clifford Muckle - Boy in Bank: Mommy, doesn't that man have a funny nose?
- Mrs. Muckle - Mother in Bank: You mustn't make fun of the gentleman, Clifford. You'd like to have a nose like that full of nickels, wouldn't you?”

Bobby Larson - Clifford Muckle - Boy in Bank
Jan Duggan - Mrs. Muckle - Mother in Bank

“I'll starve myself to death, it's the easiest way out. It's not so difficult to do. I tried it yesterday afternoon.”
Una Merkel - Myrtle Sousé