“The Brady Bunch Movie” quotes
(1995)
Title The Brady Bunch Movie
Year 1995
Director Betty Thomas
Genre Comedy
Year 1995
Director Betty Thomas
Genre Comedy
Plot – Larry Dittmeyer is an evil and greedy real estate agent who puts his eyes on Brady's property: he aims to transform the entire neighbourhood into a huge shopping mall, but no amount of money can convince Mike, Carol and their kids to move, so Dittmeyer steals their mail including some tax payments. The Brady's have then to find urgently 20.000 dollars to keep their house: to find the money, all the family members get a job.
All actors – Shelley Long, Gary Cole, Christine Taylor, Christopher Daniel Barnes, Jennifer Elise Cox, Paul Sutera, Olivia Hack, Jesse Lee Soffer, Henriette Mantel, David Graf, Florence Henderson, Jack Noseworthy
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“- Peter Brady: If we don't raise $20,000 in one week, we'll have to move.
- Bobby Brady: And go to a new school.
- Jan Brady: And make new friends.
- Marcia Brady: But Jan, you don't have any friends.”“I live next door to her, and she's harder to get into than a Pearl Jam concert.”
“- Mr. Phillips: How should I put this delicately, Mike? Your designs are from another time.
- Mike Brady: That's kind of you to say, Mr. Phillips. I've always thought of my style as classic as well.”“Jan, a real friend likes you for who you are, not what's on your face. If you judge your friends for passing judgment on you, you're not only judging yourself you're judging your friends for judging you. And that would be using bad judgment.”
“- Doug Simpson: Marcia, got a minute?
- Marcia Brady: Forget it Doug. Even with a swollen nose, I can still smell a rat.”“- Marcia Brady: Charlie asked me to the dance, and I said yes. Then Doug asked me to the dance, and I said yes to him too. What am I going to do?
- Greg Brady: Well, you just tell the guy you don't wanna go with, something suddenly came up.
- Marcia Brady: And that works?
- Greg Brady: Sure. Girls say it to me all the time.”“Hey there, groovy chicks. You're all hip in far out ways.”
“- Charlie Anderson: Marcia, I think I just felt your tongue in my mouth.
- Marcia Brady: It's called a French kiss, Charlie.”“Alone, we can only move buckets. But if we work together, we can drain rivers.”
“Cindy, you know by tattling on your friends, you're really just tattling on yourself. By tattling on your friends, you're just telling them that you're a tattletale. Now is that the tale you want to tell?”
- Trucker: Sometimes I'm out here working the graveyard shift, and, I can't help thinking what might have been. If I had settled down early and had kids. Three boys, three girls. Ah, but then a little voice in my head says "are you kidding? They'd probably just treat you like a maid". You want some of this, Jan?
- Jan Brady: No thanks. You have... (continue)(continue reading)“- Mrs. Dena Dittmeyer: My, you've gotten so big. You're almost as big as your daddy.
- Greg Brady: And I'm still growing.
- Mrs. Dena Dittmeyer: Right before my very eyes.”“- Jason: Marcia, I may be able to use you as a model, but first you'll have to do a little work on yourself.
- Marcia Brady: You mean like walking with a book on my head?
- Jason: No, I mean like cutting that mousy hair, capping those teeth, and losing about 30 pounds, my little sausage. How do you feel about breast implants?”
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