“The Creature Wasn't Nice” quotes

“If I were attacked by a pack of wild subterranean bush pigs and you possessed the only bush pig blaster in the universe, I would not want your company!”

Cindy Williams - Annie McHugh

“- Dr. Stark: I have work to do.
- Annie McHugh: Oh doctor, aren't you going to see the movie with us? You know it really might relax you.
- Dr. Stark: I'm perfectly relaxed. Science relaxes me.
- John: Would you care for some pie, before you...?
- Dr. Stark: Science is my pie. Curiosity is my sweet tooth. Knowledge is my candy. Bye.”
Patrick Macnee - Dr. Stark
Cindy Williams - Annie McHugh
Bruce Kimmel - John

“I want to eat your smile, your smile is so beguiling. If I could eat your smile, I'd be smiling.”

Ron Kurowski - The Creature

“I want to eat your face, it could just be so yummy. I'd like to have your face, in my tummy.”

Ron Kurowski - The Creature

“- Max the Computer: Good Morning Dr. Stark. Check out the observation window for a heavy revelation. This looks like a red letter day for you, Doc. It's an unknown and undiscovered planet and it looks like you discovered it, Doc.
- Dr. Stark: An unknown and undiscovered planet and I discovered it!”
Broderick Crawford - Max the Computer
Patrick Macnee - Dr. Stark

“- Annie McHugh: Remember, a major part of our training was to remain asexual.
- Rodzinski: I am asexual: a sexual fiend!”
Cindy Williams - Annie McHugh
Gerrit Graham - Rodzinski

“- Annie McHugh: Dr. Stark, I sense something is troubling you.
- Dr. Stark: Troubling is not the exact word I would use. Amazed, incredulous, mind-boggled... any of those words would be appropriate.”
Cindy Williams - Annie McHugh
Patrick Macnee - Dr. Stark

“Mayday, Mayday, Mayday! The creature's on top of Jameson and Jameson's on top of me, the inconsiderate shit!”
Gerrit Graham - Rodzinski

“- Annie McHugh: Let's just hope that Dr. Stark is in a better world.
- Rodzinski: He's in that thing's stomach, that's where he is!”

Cindy Williams - Annie McHugh
Gerrit Graham - Rodzinski

“I want to eat your knees! Oh, they would really please me. So let me eat those knees, don't you tease me!”

Ron Kurowski - The Creature

“- Annie McHugh: Max, I need you to do me a favor.
- Max the Computer: Max has the facts!
- Annie McHugh: Come on, Max, this is no time for you to be a little snot. We're going to need your help.
- Max the Computer: You want the facts? Just ask Max!”
Cindy Williams - Annie McHugh
Broderick Crawford - Max the Computer

“- Captain Jamieson: Max, what course are we on?
- Max the Computer: It's a far out course, Captain, deep into the cosmos and heading into infinity. Hey, I like that!
- Captain Jamieson: Why on Earth did they ever make these abusive and emotionally unstable computers?”
Leslie William Nielsen - Capt. Jamieson
Broderick Crawford - Max the Computer