“The Dukes of Hazzard” quotes

“- Bo Duke: Man, I'm never gonna get out of this car again! I'm gonna live in it, I'm gonna eat in it, and I'm gonna make sweet love to it!
- Luke Duke: You mean you're gonna make sweet love in it.
- Bo Duke: Oh no, I'm gonna have sex with it.”
Seann William Scott - Bo Duke
Johnny Knoxville - Luke Duke

“- Uncle Jesse Duke: What do you get when you cross a donkey with an onion?
- Luke Duke: What?
- Uncle Jesse Duke: A piece of ass that brings a tear to your eye.”
Willie Nelson - Uncle Jesse Duke
Johnny Knoxville - Luke Duke

“You know what happens when a politician takes Viagra? He gets taller!”
Willie Nelson - Uncle Jesse Duke

“She's faster than a cheetah on cocaine.”

James Roday - Billy Prickett

“What's the purpose of this circle?”

Seann William Scott - Bo Duke

“- Uncle Jesse Duke: You know why tornadoes and blonds are so much alike?
- Luke Duke: No.
- Uncle Jesse Duke: At first, there's a lot of sucking and blowing, and then you lose your house.”
Willie Nelson - Uncle Jesse Duke
Johnny Knoxville - Luke Duke

“- Uncle Jesse Duke: Give me your goddamn licence!
- Luke Duke: What license?”

Willie Nelson - Uncle Jesse Duke
Johnny Knoxville - Luke Duke

“- Sheev: Have you ever been to China?
- Bo Duke: I ate Chinese food once!”
Kevin Heffernan - Sheev
Seann William Scott - Bo Duke

“- Uncle Jesse Duke: Why are divorces so expensive?
- Luke Duke: Why?
- Uncle Jesse Duke: 'Cause they're worth it!”
Willie Nelson - Uncle Jesse Duke
Johnny Knoxville - Luke Duke

“- Daisy Duke: They're gonna get caught and get thrown in jail. Then I'm gonna have to shake my ass at somebody to get them out.
- Uncle Jesse Duke: That's why we love ya, honey.”
Jessica Simpson - Daisy Duke
Willie Nelson - Uncle Jesse Duke

“- Cooter Davenport : I'm fixin' to fix it.
- Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane: You're fixin' to fix it? Boy, you couldn't fix an election if your brother was the governor.”

David Koechner - Cooter Davenport
M.C. Gainey - Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane