“The Flintstones” quotes
(1994)
Title The Flintstones
Year 1994
Director Brian Levant
Genre Comedy, Family, Fantasy
Year 1994
Director Brian Levant
Genre Comedy, Family, Fantasy
Plot – Fred Flintstone borrows his savings to his friend Barney to adopt Bamm-Bamm, a turbulent boy. To repay him, Barney replaces his test with Fred's at a competition for a top management position and Fred is appointed vice-president indeed. Rocco Detritis, a dishonest manager, and his assistant Ambra Crystal force Fred to dismiss many of his former colleagues, including Barney, who reduces himself to work as a waiter until he reproaches Fred the test exchange. Wilma, Fred's wife, is angry and leaves his husband. meanwhile she discovers Rocco's cheating and to prove her husband's innocence she exhibits a conversation between the two impostors. Rocco kidnaps their children and takes them to the quarry, but Barney clumsily intervenes. In the struggle, Fred casually invents the concrete and his boss proposes him the company presidency. This time, he claims to prefer the tranquility of his old position.
All actors – John Goodman, Elizabeth Perkins, Rick Moranis, Rosie O'Donnell, Kyle MacLachlan, Halle Berry, Elizabeth Taylor, Dann Florek, Richard Moll, Irwin Keyes, Jonathan Winters, Harvey Korman
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“Oh, you poor, poor dear. You could have married Elliot Firestone, the man who invented the wheel. Instead you picked Fred Flintstone, the man who invented the excuse!”
“Barney, do you have to do everything Fred does?”
“- Barney Rubble: So, Fred, what am I gonna call you now? Boss? Chief?
- Fred Flintstone: No, simply Your Highness will do.”“Barney Rubble has been my neighbor, my lodge brother and my best friend since the first time I went through the fifth grade.”
“- Cliff Vandercave: Do you know what we do up here?
- Fred Flintstone: Well, me and the guys have always wondered.
- Cliff Vandercave: We interface, Flintstone. We conceptualize, tenderize, prioritize.
- Fred Flintstone: When do we eat?”“- Miss Stone: I'm worried, Cliff, I think Mr. Flintstone is smarter than we thought.
- Cliff Vandercave: Ha. He'd have to be to get himself dressed in the morning.”“I hate to bust your bubble, but if you build houses this small, who's gonna live in them?”
“- Cliff Vandercave: Look at those pathetic worms burrowing their lives away. Do you know why I'm up here and they're down there, Miss Stone?
- Miss Stone: Because you lied on your résumé?
- Cliff Vandercave: No. Because I have vision, and right now I have a vision of you and me dripping with coconut oil on a beach in Rockapulco with Mr. Slate's...” (continue)(continue reading)“- Fred Flintstone: I'm only one man.
- Barney Rubble: Not from the back.”“You know, Barney, life is funny. One minute people are your best friends, and the next you're fantasizing they're being ripped apart by a pack of rabid wolves.”
“- Mr. Slate: Gentlemen, please, I can't endorse this modernization if it means laying off all those workers. Some of them have been here since the beginning of time.
- Cliff Vandercave: What if I could quadruple your income?
- Mr. Slate: I'll miss them. You were saying?”“Yabba dabba doo!”
“Son of a Brachiosaurus!”
“- Wilma Flintstone: We have scrimped and saved for that money, and every time we get a little bit ahead, you have to go blow it on some hair-brained scheme!
- Fred Flintstone: Now see here, Wilma! In this cave, I am the king! And...
- Wilma Flintstone: And what, Fred?
- Fred Flintstone: And you have every right to know, my queen.”“- Cliff Vandercave: I want you to fire Bernard Rubble.
- Fred Flintstone: Done! Wait, fire Barney, why?
- Cliff Vandercave: Well, he scored the lowest on the company aptitude test. He's an imbecile. The company can't afford to have dead weight like him on the payroll.
- Fred Flintstone: But Mr. Vandercave, he's got a new kid, a mortgage, I'm his...” (continue)(continue reading)“We'll make new friends, there's 4,000 other people in this world!”
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