“The Football Factory” quotes

“What else are you gonna do on a Saturday? Sit in your fuckin' armchair wankin' off to Pop Idols? Then try and avoid your wife's gaze as you struggle to come to terms with your sexless marriage?”
Danny Dyer - Tommy Johnson

Just for once say "fuck it". I'm coiled up like a spring and I'm ready to burst and wanking ain't doing it anymore. I need violence to make me feel I'm still alive.
Danny Dyer - Tommy Johnson

Problem was, he'd taken so many beatings on the terraces that he weren't scared of anyone. And the correct medical term for that is a "total fuckin' psycho".
Danny Dyer - Tommy Johnson

“I was expectin’ cornflakes and a quick wank, but instead I get some nutter in a fuckin’ Stone Island jumper and a blade in me face.”
Danny Dyer - Tommy Johnson

“I'm just another bored male, approaching 30, in a dead-end job, who lives for the weekend. Casual sex, watered-down lager, heavily cut drugs. And occasionally kicking fuck out of someone.”
Danny Dyer - Tommy Johnson

“Kicked half to death, florists, cabbies, nightmares and visions. One of the old soldiers gone forever. Bright gone for a seven and bollocks so ruptured that the only thing I'll be pulling for months is a chain. After all that you really do have to ask yourself if it was all worth it? Course it fucking was!”
Danny Dyer - Tommy Johnson

“- Tamara: Don't tell me you'd rather go to football.
- Rod: Well, I am male.”
Sophie Linfield - Tamara
Neil Maskell - Rod

- Fred: Don't get lemon Bill, it don't suit you.
- Billy Bright: Spell it, you cunt.
- Fred: C-u-n-t, Cunt.
- Billy Bright: I meant "lemon", soppy bollocks.
Tamer Hassan - Fred
Frank Harper - Billy Bright

My granddad, old Bill Farrell, drove us to drink with his stories about the war and how he fought to put the "Great" into Britain. He said fighting at football was nothing compared to fighting with the Germans... Although, he was right. We're an island race. It's what we do best. It's not about color or race, it's just the buzz of being in the... (continue)(continue reading)
Danny Dyer - Tommy Johnson

“Don't fuck about, ping him!”
Frank Harper - Billy Bright