“The Guru” quotes
(2002)
Title The Guru
Year 2002
Director Daisy von Scherler Mayer
Genre Comedy, Romance, Music, Fantasy
Year 2002
Director Daisy von Scherler Mayer
Genre Comedy, Romance, Music, Fantasy
Plot – Ramu Gupta is a young Indian dance teacher who decides to leave New Delhi to go to New York and seek success. Once in the States, he works as waiter in an Indian restaurant, then he is hired to act in a dirty movie with the actress Sharonna. Thanks to an unexpected stroke of luck, Ramu becomes a ‘sex Guru’. However, he has to face his own feelings.
All actors – Jimi Mistry, Heather Graham, Marisa Tomei, Michael McKean, Dash Mihok, Emil Marwa, Christine Baranski, Ronald Guttman, Malachy McCourt, Ajay Naidu, Anita Gillette, Pat McNamara, Dwight Ewell, Parul Shah, Omar Rahim, Douglas Dolan, Bina Sharif, Sakina Jaffrey, Susham Bedi, Sinia Jane, Anoop Puri, Kamla Sethi, Jeneva Talwar, Charles Singh, Jed Sexton, Tommy Crudup, Damian Young, Philip Levy, Sarah Stanley, Bobby Cannavale, Krista Bogetich, Tom McCarthy, Sanjeev Bhaskar, Ajay Mehta, Rizwan Manji, Carmen Dell'Orefice, Georgia Creighton, Amanda Hall Rogers, Tina Sloan, Dominic Fumusa, Rebecca Thomas, Steven Randazzo, Edythe Bronstein, Roger Kachel, Don Fessman, Margaret Hall, Bill Massof, Rob Morrow, Jason Harris, Wayne Gurman, Sally Jessy Raphael, John Holyoke, Becca Ayers, Robert Rod Barry, Nicole Barth, Rob Besserer, Gwendolyn Bucci, Dimitri Christy, Barry Ford, John-Charles Kelly, Richard Lear, Paul Liberti, Susan Malick, Joseph P. McDonnell, Frank Moran, Scott Rink, Jeanna Schweppe, Valda Setterfield, Alec Timerman, Judith Van Buren, Jennifer Way Rawe, Darlene Wilson, Cara Butler, Darrah Carr, Kim Cea, Colleen Hawks, Christopher Lamontagne, Enrique Menendez, David O'Hanlon, Frank Root, Michelle West, John Keane, Nicki Cochrane, Jasmine Persad, , Subhashini Ali, Ismail Bashey, Bill Chemerka, Jeff Chena, Derrick Damions, Todd Fredericks, Sean T. Krishnan, Gregori J. Martin, Lian Moy, Rich Odell, Sunita Param, Amy Russ, Reena Shah, Rod Sweitzer, Jerry Vattamala, Amisha Veda
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“I talked to a real live pornstar... and she sounded naked!”
“You can't just go away. I have abandonment issues!”
“I'm engaged to a nice, normal guy. Do you know how hard it is to find a nice, normal guy in New York?”
“My pussy is the gateway to my soul.”
“- Lexi: Mother, when you realize that not all people of color were put here to serve you?
- Chantal: Lexi, darling, how can say that? I've served food to the homeless. Good food. Food I'd eat myself if I still ate carbs.”“- Ramu Gupta: The most powerful sexual organ is your brain. Think about it. Are you thinking?
- Turned On Woman: My whole body is about to think!”
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