“The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy” quotes
(2005)
Title The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Year 2005
Director Garth Jennings
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy, Adventure
Year 2005
Director Garth Jennings
Genre Sci-Fi, Comedy, Adventure
Plot – Arthur Dent lives peacefully on Earth and has never wondered what lies beyond the galaxy. Suddenly he lives the more shocking day of his life. One morning he discovers his house is going to be demolished by a bulldozer, moreover he finds out his best friend is actually an alien and the Earth itself is about to be destroyed. His only hope is to run away before it's too late. A hilarious and daring journey through space makes Arthur understand the meaning of life. In the universe nothing is more useful than a towel and, finally, the rules for survival are all included in the "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy".
All actors – Bill Bailey, Martin Freeman, Mos Def, Sam Rockwell, Zooey Deschanel, Bill Nighy, Warwick Davis, Anna Chancellor, Alan Rickman, Helen Mirren, Stephen Fry, Simon Jones, John Malkovich, Thomas Lennon, Kelly Macdonald, Mark Longhurst, Richard Griffiths, Dominique Jackson, Su Elliot, Ian McNeice, Steve Pemberton, Mark Gatiss, Reece Shearsmith, Jack Stanley, Mak Wilson, Albie Woodington, Mason Ball, Sarah Bennett, Danny Blackner, Hayley Burroughs, Cecily Fay, Aron Freeman, Ian Kay, Nikki McInness, Mohsen Nouri, Oliver Parham, Nigel Plaskitt, Lynn Robertson Bruce, Jerome Blake, Milo Bodrozic, Martin Dawson, Dan Ellis, Steve Grindle, Art Hewitt, Simon Hibbs, Rob Horseman, Mike Lewis, Paul Nathaniel, Tim Perrin, Jessie Riley, Tucker Stevens, Ashley Stuart, Ben Uttley, Patrick Walker, Spencer Wilding, William Wollen, Polly Jane Rocket Adams, Alex Argenti, Jane Belson, Peter Burroughs, Ray Donn, Garth Jennings, Rich Johnston, Zoe Kubaisi, Jim Lynn, Jason Schwartzman, Alisha Smith, Mark Rhino Smith, Sean Sollé, Mark Stevenson, James Thrift, Susie Valerio, Edgar Wright
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“Even an improbability drive needs coordinates which I happen to have.”
“What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue: Consider yourself lucky that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your present circumstances seems more likely, consider yourself lucky that it won't be troubling you much longer.”
“A cup of tea would restore my normality.”
“In the name of people, and freedom, and democracy, and stuff like that, I hereby kidnap myself, and I'm taking this ship with me. Whoo!”
“Freeze? I'm a robot. I'm not a refrigerator.”
“I've calculated your chance of survival, but I don't think you'll like it.”
“I'm British. I know how to queue.”
“The best drink in existance is the Pan-Galactic Gargle Blaster, the effect of which, is like having your brains smashed out with a slice of lemon... wrapped around a large gold brick.”
“- Slartibartfast: Earthman, you must realize that the planet you lived on was commissioned, paid for and run by mice.
- Arthur Dent: When you say mice, do you mean the little furry white creatures with whiskers, ears, cheese?”
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