“The Hot Chick” quotes
(2002)Plot – Jessica has a perfect life: she's the most beautiful girl in the school, she is a cheerleader and she is engaged to the quarterback of the football team. One morning she wakes up in the body of Clive, a 30-year-old man who, in turn, wakes up in her body. In this movie, amusement is guaranteed.
All actors – Rob Schneider, Anna Faris, Matthew Lawrence, Eric Christian Olsen, Robert Davi, Melora Hardin, Alexandra Holden, Rachel McAdams, Maritza Murray, Fay Hauser, Jodi Long, Tia Mowry-Hardrict, Tamera Mowry-Housley, Lee Garlington, Angie Stone, Matt Weinberg, Leila Kenzle, Michelle Branch, Michael O'Keefe, Sam Doumit, Megan Kuhlmann, Ashlee Simpson, Melissa Lawner, Nicko Mariolis, Tony Wilde, Steven Kravitz, Shazia, Osman Soykut, Vivian Corado, Jeremy Kramer, Adam Del Rio, Maria-Elena Laas, Jake Iannarino, Mane Andrew, Chase Penny, Dick Gregory, Pilar Schneider, Lisa Brady, Wiley Roberts, Jason Tobin, Sean Meagher, Wes Takahashi, Scott Dolezal, Clark Taylor, Katie Lohmann, Berglind Icey, Bob Rubin, Louis Lombardi, Giselle Fernandez, Carmit Bachar, Mykal Anthony Bean, Staci B. Flood, Kimberly Morrow, Lisette Bustamante, Lisa Joann Thompson, Jesse Santos, Ronnie Willis, Chris Moss, Robert Vinson, Paul Benshoof, Teresa Espinosa, Earl Wright, Chonique Sneed, Melanie Benz, Rebecca Lin, Nadine Ellis, Vergi Rodriguez, Katie Wiersema, Paige Peterson, Kim Green, Michelle Heitzler, Joslin Marie De Diego, Nicole Albright, Sandra McCoy, Rhonda Roberts, Erin Yvonne, Maria Carmen, Denise Marie Jerome, Joelene Walker, Christine Herrera, Elizabeth Herrera, Monica Soto, Leilani Rios, Jenna Stewart, Jenna Dewan-Tatum, Michael Papajohn, Kenny Alexander, Dane Farwell, Mark Chadwick, Robb Skyler, Ryan Bosch, Kimberly Fox, Hugh Gehrke, Jessica Meza, Renee Reres, Adam Sandler, Hawk Younkins
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“And what did I tell you about this!? This will go straight to your ass!”
“- Jessica: I should have made love to you when I had the chance.
- Billy: Father Mulcahy?”“- Jake: [describing April to Billy] She was a fun ride, no doubt about it, but she is a previously owned vehicle and I'm into that new car smell.
- Jessica: You asshole!
- Jessica: Whoever left these towels here is an asshole.”“You're the only boy who makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time.”
“- Long-haired Jock: Aren't you that chick who's having sex with that college guy?
- Eden: [annoyed] No.
- Long-haired Jock: Wanna be?
- Jessica: She's not interested, so why don't you just back off?
- Long-haired Jock: Oh, Ok, Grandpa. What are you, a pimp and these are your skank hoes?! [Jessica slaps him hard]
- Long-haired Jock: You and me,...” (continue)(continue reading)“I gotta do what?”
“- Korean Mother : L to the I to the N to the G....Ling Ling, you forgot yo bling bling!
- Keecia: Mum, why do you always have to embarrass me like this?
- Korean Mother: I'm just tryna meet you half way Ling Ling. Nigga preese!?
- Keecia: Mum!
- Venetia & Sissy: If you don't want her, I'll have her. My mum don't go out buying me no bling...” (continue)(continue reading)“- Bianca: Hi Jessica, you look great. Are you doing anything different or just hanging out with skankier friends?
- Jessica Spencer: You look good, too, Bianca. Are you eating less or just barfing more?
- Monique: Barfing more.”“Stinko de mayo!”
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