“The Jerky Boys” quotes

(1995)
Movie The Jerky Boys
Title The Jerky Boys
Year 1995
Director James Melkonian
Genre Comedy, Crime
Plot – Johnny and Kamal are called the "Jerky Boys". They are two skilled cheaters who make prank phone calls acting as a Chicago boss to extort favors to the New York underworld. In the end they are chased by the mafia, the police and even the entire neighborhood.
All actors – John G. Brennan, Kamal Ahmed, Alan Arkin, William Hickey, Alan North, Brad Sullivan, James Lorinz, Suzanne Shepherd, Vincent Pastore, Brian Tarantina, Peter Appel, Darryl Theirse
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  • “- Ernie Lazarro: He insulted me, called me names? Like what?
    - Tony Scarboni: Fruity ass.
    - Ernie Lazarro: A what?
    - Tony Scarboni: A fruity ass.
    - Ernie Lazarro: What the hell is a fruity ass?”

    Alan Arkin - Ernie Lazarro
    Vincent Pastore - Tony Scarboni
    [Tag:insult]
  • “- Mrs. B: Brett is a very nice hard working man. I wish the two of you were more like Brett Weir.
    - Johnny: Ah, come on. It's not like we ain't had jobs. What about the mason's job we had a ways back?”

    Suzanne Shepherd - Mrs. B
    John G. Brennan - Himself
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