“The Ladies Man” quotes
(2000)
Title The Ladies Man
Year 2000
Director Reginald Hudlin
Genre Comedy
Year 2000
Director Reginald Hudlin
Genre Comedy
Plot – Leon Phelps is a very popular DJ in Chicago. During his show he gives love advices due to his huge success with women, but one day he and his producer Julie get fired. While he looks for new opportunities, Leon receives an anonymous letter from a woman who asks him to come back to her. Leon decides to search for her, but the mission is more difficult than expected, due to the presence of many husbands determined to take a good revenge on him.
All actors – Tim Meadows, Karyn Parsons, Billy Dee Williams, John Witherspoon, Jill Talley, Lee Evans, Will Ferrell, Sofia Milos, Eugene Levy, David Huband, Jammer, Ken Hudson Campbell
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“Yeah, well, you suffer from homo-unerectus. That means your wang is hugeified not by women but by a man.”
“You see what you gotta do is you gotta get your thumb up in there... Actually get two thumbs up there and you an be like the Fonz ya know...Heyyyy!”
“What is love? What is this longing in our hearts for togetherness? Is it not the sweetest flower? Does not this flower of love have the fragrant aroma of fine, fine diamonds? Does not the wind love the dirt? Is not love not unlike the unlikely not it is unlikened to? Are you with someone tonight? Do not question your love. Take your lover by the...” (continue)(continue reading)
“Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?”
“Well, Lance, you're clearly gay. There's nothing really else to say about that. I think you all know that. And that's cool, but, you know, you were trying to oil me up and that's not really cool.”
“I brought you some flowers...they look and feel plastic, but they smell real.”
“- Nun: Have you ever been down the Yellow River?
- Leon: ...Yea, once in the '80s but I did not enjoy it...”“So anyways....Doggie Style...mmmhmmmm yeah, Doggie Style.”
“I am going to Bangkok to assume a missionary position.”
“I like to help people. I am like Mother Theresa... but of bonin'.”
“Everything will randomly work out.”
“Yeah, I know what you mean, yeah! Uh, might I suggest that you try lowering your standards, you know? Because, really, we all would like to date a supermodel, or a fine lady, like, uh, Delta Burke. You know? But, uh, that may not always be possible, and that is why God invented the skank.”
“As we in the medical field call it... the ball sack.”
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