“The Legend of Billie Jean” quotes

- Putter: Is that a boy or a girl?
- Lloyd: Girl, Joan of Arc. She dressed up as a man and led the French in fighting the English. She heard voices, "stop being a peasant", "France needs you", "the truth needs you". And she won, she beat the English, but then...
- Putter: Then what?
- Lloyd: The French, burnt her, alive!
Yeardley Smith - Putter
Keith Gordon - Lloyd

“- Binx: I didn't mean to shoot him, you heard what he said, he said it wasn't loaded.
- Billie Jean: We have to go to the police.
- Ophelia: They'll never believe you.
- Binx: It was an accident!
- Ophelia: You think he's gonna say that? It's his word against a bunch of crazykids, he's gonna lie.”
Christian Slater - Binx
Helen Slater - Billie Jean
Martha Gehman - Ophelia

“- Putter: Billie Jean, I don't feel so good.
- Billie Jean: I wonder why, you only ate 12 Kit-Kats.”
Yeardley Smith - Putter
Helen Slater - Billie Jean

“- Binx: What are those, uppers or downers?
- Lloyd: They're for asthma, you want one?”

Christian Slater - Binx
Keith Gordon - Lloyd

“- Ophelia: Would you look at those tits?
- Putter: I think they're gross.
- Ophelia: That's because you don't have any.”
Martha Gehman - Ophelia
Yeardley Smith - Putter

“- Putter: Where's Binx? Did he get in trouble? What did he do? Can I come, Billie Jean? I love police stations.
- Billie Jean: I thought you were grounded.
- Putter: I am.”
Yeardley Smith - Putter
Helen Slater - Billie Jean

“- Binx: Hey, get your hand off that!
- Hubie: What, your sister? Or your fagmobile?”
Christian Slater - Binx
Barry Tubb - Hubie

“- Billie Jean: You ever been to Vermont?
- Lloyd: Sure, on ski trips.
- Billie Jean: Maybe we should go there tonight, all of us, hitchhike.
- Lloyd: You can't do that, not now, everybody knows you, they want to see you get the money.
- Billie Jean: They want to see us dead, remember Joan of Arc?”
Helen Slater - Billie Jean
Keith Gordon - Lloyd

“- Lloyd: I'm going to be your hostage, then they have to reason with you. I'm your guarantee.
- Putter: Like when you buy a car.
- Ophelia: That's a warranty.”

Keith Gordon - Lloyd
Yeardley Smith - Putter
Martha Gehman - Ophelia

“Hubie and the truth have a way of not gettin' along with each other.”
Richard Bradford - Pyatt

“- Ophelia: She's been shot!
- Putter: No I haven't!
- Billie Jean: But there's blood! Putter, it's finally happened.
- Putter: It's about time.
- Binx: Gross!”
Martha Gehman - Ophelia
Yeardley Smith - Putter
Helen Slater - Billie Jean
Christian Slater - Binx

“- Billie Jean: Who wants to watch this?
- Putter: I do!
- Ophelia: You like anything on the TV.”
Helen Slater - Billie Jean
Yeardley Smith - Putter
Martha Gehman - Ophelia

“- Pyatt: Little more, little less, just take the money.
- Billie Jean: For my troubles? Or to keep my mouth shut? Or maybe for a few minutes in the upstairs room of your store. How much is that worth to you, Mister Pyatt?
- Pyatt: Nobody forced you up there, you knew exactly what you were doing.
- Billie Jean: But what about our lessons? Pay as...” (continue)(continue reading)
Richard Bradford - Pyatt
Helen Slater - Billie Jean

“- Ophelia: You're supposed to be taking your medication! Your father says please give him his pills!
- Lloyd: I haven't had a pill since we left the house, haven't wheezed once.”
Martha Gehman - Ophelia
Keith Gordon - Lloyd

“- Lloyd: I'm done being your hostage.
- Billie Jean: Fine, I'll see you in jail!”
Keith Gordon - Lloyd
Helen Slater - Billie Jean

“- Ringwald: If that scooter's not back on your front lawn in two days...
- Billie Jean: We live in Breeze Haven...
- Ringwald: All right, in front of your trailer... you give us a call, we'll... drag in the fucker.”

Peter Coyote - Ringwald
Helen Slater - Billie Jean

“You think you can do anything you want and then lie about it and we just have to take it, because what are we? Just a bunch of kids. Well not this time. From now on we're doin' this our way. No lyin', no cheatin', fair is fair. $608 dollars for the scooter your son trashed. That's what you owe, and we're not turnin' ourselves in til we get it....” (continue)(continue reading)

Helen Slater - Billie Jean

“- Binx: Let's go to Vermont.
- Ophelia: We don't have enough gas to get out of Corpus.
- Binx: Then we'll steal it, we're outlaws, right?
- Billie Jean: No stealing, we may be outlaws but we're not thieves.
- Putter: I'm a hungry outlaw, where's breakfast?”
Christian Slater - Binx
Martha Gehman - Ophelia
Helen Slater - Billie Jean

“- Binx: What's this?
- Putter: I think it's chicken.
- Binx: It doesn't taste like chicken.
- Ophelia: When you rich, food ain't supposed to taste like what it really is.”
Christian Slater - Binx
Yeardley Smith - Putter
Martha Gehman - Ophelia

“- News Announcer: What do you think of this Billie Jean character?
- Interview Girl: She's a rebel, and uh... I'm gonna personally... I think they're picking on her because she's a girl, and I think that's disgusting.
- News Announcer: Well there you have a woman's perspective...”
Charles Redd - News Announcer
Cehlia Adair Newman Cehlia Barnum - Interview Girl