“The Longest Yard” quotes
(2005)
Peter Segal
directed this movie
in 2005
Title The Longest Yard
Year 2005
Director Peter Segal
Genre Comedy, Crime, Sport
Year 2005
Director Peter Segal
Genre Comedy, Crime, Sport
Plot – Paul Crewe is a former American football champion who gets arrested for driving under the influence and he's imprisoned. The jail is directed by Hazen, a grim official who has explicitly requested Crewe's presence because of his athletic abilities. The director has in fact decided to form a team of prisoners to make them play a match against a team of guards, so Paul sets up a group of furious athletes ready to play against the keepers. He's helped by Nate Scarborough, a football legend, and Caretaker, an inmate.
All actors – Adam Sandler, Chris Rock, Burt Reynolds, Nelly, Michael Irvin, Walter Williamson, Bill Goldberg, Terry Crews, Bob Sapp, Nicholas Turturro, Dalip Singh, Lobo Sebastian, Joey Diaz, Steve Reevis, David Patrick Kelly, Tracy Morgan, Edward Bunker, William Fichtner, Bill Romanowski, Kevin Nash, Steve Austin, Brian Bosworth, Michael Papajohn, Conrad Goode, Brandon Molale, Todd Holland, James Cromwell, Cloris Leachman, Allen Covert, Rob Schneider, Chris Berman, Jim Rome, Patrick Bristow, Lauren Sanchez, Dan Patrick, Christopher Neiman, Ed Lauter, Sean Salisbury, Rob Moore, Big Boy, Michael H. Goodwyn, Ray Stoney, Michael Silas, André Fuentes, Lonnie Henderson, Asiel Hardison, Colin Kim, Mark Robert Ellis, Tim Crowley, Kon Artis, Bizarre, Proof, Kuniva, Swift, Bryan Burwell, Sam Farmer, Jay Glazer, Peter King, John McClain, Adam Schefter, Larry Weisman, Marc S. Ganis, Shane Ralston, Jenae Altschwager, Candace Juleff, Bryan Ross, Ricardo J. King, Stink Fisher, Jasper Pendergrass, Sean McNamara, Robert Harvey, Eric Chmielecki, Denise Marie Jerome, Jaayda McClanahan, Tara Wilson, Rachel Saydak, Cara-Lee Knodel, Nora Hassan, John Hockridge, Steven Alford, P.J. Barberino, Nicolas Barclift, Richard Barela, Brett Bech, Terrell Byrd, Jacare Calhoun, Rodney Carrington, Mary Castro, Courteney Cox, Brian David, Joe Davis, Christian DeStefanis, Stephen Eiland, Steve Fox, Sean Frost, Wayne Charles Fugate, Kevin Grady, Casey Hendershot, T.S. Hunter, Gui Inacio, Ryan James, Andre M. Johnson, Mike Koperski, Tex Marshall, Carl McDowell, Robert McMurrer, Joseph Mendez, George Meyers, Jody Millard, Kelron Mixon, Scottie Nic, Mark Nobel, Robert O'Connor, Bob Perry, A.J. Presley, Tommy Rodriguez, Bobby Roe, Rudi Rose, Cynthia Rube, David Saxa, Scarlett Schines, Aleksandr Sountsov, Brian Spaeth, Sam Spector, Steve J. Termath, Tarita Virtue, Carlucci Weyant, Jason Williams, David Yeager, Ryan Yerrick
show all“The Longest Yard” Quotes 10 quotes
“Does the n-word offend you... nigger?”
“I know how you white boys always deal with that depression. I don't understand what you white boys are all depressed about. Hey, you're white! Smile!”
“We win! Group hug in the shower tonight! Or not.”
“- Switowski: How do I look?
- Caretaker: Much better, like a young Michael Jackson.
- Switowski: I love little Michael.”“He could catch a cold in the desert.”
“It ain't easy being cheesy!”
“You think you can do anything don't you. Well you're no different than any other piece of shit that calls this place home.”
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