“The Original Kings of Comedy” quotes

“You can't fire white folk. You fire white folk, you'd best believe somebody gettin' shot that day.”
D.L. Hughley - D.L. Hughley

“If Jesus was black, the apostles were black, 'cause wouldn't no 12 white men follow no brother. Not unless they was the police and Jesus had a warrant.”
D.L. Hughley - D.L. Hughley

“If you don't bust a nut when I bust a nut... then you fresh outta fuckin' luck!”
Bernie Mac - Bernie Mac

“When you go to church that much when you're a kid, you don't really care for church that much. So what you got to do is find little things to like about church, that make you want to go.”
Steve Harvey - Steve Harvey

"Mother-fucker" is a word that black folks have been using for years. It's about expression. Don't be ashamed of the word "mother-fucker". Because "mother-fucker" is a noun: it describes a person, place or thing.
Bernie Mac - Bernie Mac