“The Silence of the Hams” quotes

“- Antonio Motel: I don't remember your name. You know, nobody ever comes here. It's hard to remember them all.
- Jane Wine: Jane.
- Antonio Motel: Ah, Jane! Like my cousin Maria.”
Ezio Greggio - Antonio Motel
Charlene Tilton - Jane Wine

“- Jo Dee Fostar: You know, you look better in pictures.
- Det. Martin Balsam: You should see me in a bikini.”
Billy Zane - Jo Dee Fostar
Martin Balsam - Det. Martin Balsam

“- Dwarf Guard: Dr. Animal's intelligence goes beyond the borders of the human mind. His savagery goes beyond the borders of the animal!
- Jo Dee Fostar: How could he go beyond so many borders without a passport?”
Tony Cox - Dwarf Guard
Billy Zane - Jo Dee Fostar

“Robocrap. A Japanese version of Robocop.”
Martin Balsam - Det. Martin Balsam

“My son is alive? Who the fuck did I kill?”
Shelley Winters - Mrs. Motel (The Mother)

I have to go and take a shower, because I smell like Kevin Costner after "Dances with wolves".
Ezio Greggio - Antonio Motel

This is not a motel called "Cemetery". This is a cemetery called "Motel".
Ezio Greggio - Antonio Motel

“- Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza: The killer's name is Antonio and he hates his mother.
- Jo Dee Fostar: Why?
- Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza: Maybe 'cause she's a pain in the ass! Did you ever think about that?”
Dom DeLuise - Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza
Billy Zane - Jo Dee Fostar

“- Jane Wine: What did you say your name was?
- Olaf: Olaf. I'm Swedish.
- Jane Wine: Oh, come on. Are you really Swedish?
- Olaf: No, not quite. My father's Finnish, and my mother's Russian.
- Jane Wine: I could tell...”

Charlene Tilton - Jane Wine
Bubba Smith - Olaf

“- Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza: What are you most afraid of?
- Jo Dee Fostar: Anchovies.
- Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza: Good answer.”
Dom DeLuise - Dr. Animal Cannibal Pizza
Billy Zane - Jo Dee Fostar