“The Slumber Party Massacre” quotes

(1982)
Movie The Slumber Party Massacre
Title The Slumber Party Massacre
Year 1982
Director Amy Holden Jones
Genre Comedy, Horror
All actors – Michelle Michaels, Robin Stille, Michael Villella, Debra De Liso, Andree Honore, Gina Smika Hunter, Jennifer Meyers, Joseph Alan Johnson, David Millbern, Jim Boyce, Pamela Roylance, Brinke Stevens
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  • “- Valerie: It's too bad Mom and Dad didn't get a divorce before you were born.
    - Courtney: I love you, too.”

    Robin Stille - Valerie
    Jennifer Meyers - Courtney
  • “- Courtney: How come you weren't invited to the party?
    - Valerie: I was, I just turned them down so I could take care of my darling little sister.
    - Courtney: Like hell.”

    Jennifer Meyers - Courtney
    Robin Stille - Valerie
    [Tag:party, sisters]
  • “- Trish: Diane! You're a snob!
    - Diane: Only the best people are, you know?”

    Michelle Michaels - Trish
    Gina Smika Hunter - Diane
  • “- Mrs. Devereaux: You lock all the doors and windows.
    - Trish: Mom, I'm eighteen years old, remember?
    - Mrs. Devereaux: You will always be my baby.”

    Anna Patton - Mrs. Devereaux
    Michelle Michaels - Trish
    [Tag:caring, mother, safety]
  • “- Jeff: What'd we do to deserve this?
    - Neil: We died and went to heaven.”

    David Millbern - Jeff
    Joseph Alan Johnson - Neil
    [Tag:nudity, women]
  • “- Trish: What I don't see is what she sees in John Minor.
    - Kim: Maybe what we don't see.
    - Trish: It's not how big it is, remember?
    - Jackie: It's what's in it that counts!”

    Michelle Michaels - Trish
    Debra De Liso - Kim
    Andree Honore - Jackie
    [Tag:beauty, seeing]
  • “- Jackie: What do all the guys see in Diane anyway?
    - Trish: She's beautiful.
    - Jackie: I think she's got a big mouth.
    - Kim: It's not the size of your mouth; it's what's in it that counts.”

    Andree Honore - Jackie
    Michelle Michaels - Trish
    Debra De Liso - Kim
    [Tag:beauty, mouth]
  • “- Mrs. Devereaux: Trish, the chips are under the sink and there's soda in the fridge, and our number at the hotel is right by the phone.
    - Trish: Okay, Mom, everything will be fine.”

    Anna Patton - Mrs. Devereaux
    Michelle Michaels - Trish
    [Tag:mother, safety, son]
  • - Jackie: "Your power with the opposite sex will get you ahead".
    - Diane: Not too bad.
    - Jackie: Depends on whose head.

    Andree Honore - Jackie
    Gina Smika Hunter - Diane
    [Tag:future]
  • “- Linda: I don't know if I can go. My mom's on my case about my grades.
    - Jeff: Mine too, but I'll be there!”

    Brinke Stevens - Linda
    David Millbern - Jeff
    [Tag:mother, school]
  • “- Trish: Look, what do you have against Valerie, anyway?
    - Diane: Nothing. She drinks too much milk.”

    Michelle Michaels - Trish
    Gina Smika Hunter - Diane
    [Tag:drinking, like]
  • “Life goes on after all and eating makes me feel best when I feel bad, and boy do I feel bad.”

    Andree Honore - Jackie
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