“The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie” quotes

“- SpongeBob: Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?
- King Neptune: You don't understand. The crown is a symbol of my king-like authority. And, uh, between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.”
Tom Kenny - SpongeBob
Jeffrey Tambor - King Neptune

“- SpongeBob: This is man's country. And let's face it, Pat. We're just... kids.
- Patrick Star: We're not kids!
- SpongeBob: Open your eyes, Patrick! We blow bubbles, we eat ice cream, we worship a dancing peanut, for corn's sake! We don't belong out here.”
Tom Kenny - SpongeBob
Bill Fagerbakke - Patrick Star

“Mr Krabs! Oh no, this is terrible! Who's going to sign my paycheck?”
Rodger Bumpass - Squidward

“- Plankton: Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy since the day you agreed to be my wife!
- Karen: I never agreed.”
Mr. Lawrence - Plankton
Jill Talley - Karen

“I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.”
Tom Kenny - SpongeBob

“- Plankton: Oh, grow up. What, you think this is a game of kickball on the playground? You never had a chance to defeat me, fool! And you know why?
- SpongeBob: Because you cheated?
- Plankton: No, not because I cheated! Because I'm an evil genius. And you're just a kid.”
Mr. Lawrence - Plankton
Tom Kenny - SpongeBob

“- King Neptune: This crown does more than cover a slightly receding hairline. It entitles the wearer to rule the sea. One day, you will wear this crown.
- Mindy: I'm going to be bald?
- King Neptune: Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn to rule with an iron fist, like your father.”
Jeffrey Tambor - King Neptune
Scarlett Johansson - Mindy

“- SpongeBob: And after the promotion ceremony, we're gonna party till we're purple.
- Patrick Star: Yay! I love being purple!”
Tom Kenny - SpongeBob
Bill Fagerbakke - Patrick Star

“- Plankton: Lord knows I've tried. I've exhausted every evil plan in my filing cabinet... from A to Y!
- Karen: A to Y?
- Plankton: Yeah, A to Y. You know, the alphabet.
- Karen: What about Z?
- Plankton: Z?”
Mr. Lawrence - Plankton
Jill Talley - Karen

“SpongeBob. You're a great frycook, but I gave the job to Squidward because being manager is a big responsibility. Well, let's face it. He's more... mature than you.”
Clancy Brown - Mr. Krabs

“- King Neptune: You have confessed to the crime of touching the royal crown.
- Prisoner: B-but it's my job, your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher!
- King Neptune: Well, I suppose I can't execute you. Twenty years in the dungeon it is!”
Jeffrey Tambor - King Neptune
Joshua Seth - Prisoner

“You set up Mr. Krabs. You stole the crown so Neptune would freeze him and you could finally get your stubby paws on the Krabby Patty formula. It was you all along. But you made one fatal mistake. You messed with my paycheck and I'm gonna report you to the highest authority in the land, King Neptune!”

Rodger Bumpass - Squidward

“I did what everyone said a kid couldn't do! I made it to Shell City, and I beat the Cyclops, and I rode the Hasselhoff, and I brought the crown back!”
Tom Kenny - SpongeBob

“- SpongeBob: Are you on your way to the grand opening ceremony?
- Plankton: No, I'm not on my way to the grand opening ceremony. I'm busy planning to rule the world!”
Tom Kenny - SpongeBob
Mr. Lawrence - Plankton

“- Perch Perkins: First of all, congratulations Mr Krabs.
- Mr. Krabs: Hello, I like money.
- Perch Perkins: What inspired you to build a second Krusty Krab right next to the original?
- Mr. Krabs: Money!”
Dee Bradley Baker - Perch Perkins
Clancy Brown - Mr. Krabs