“The Super” quotes

(1991)
Movie The Super
Title The Super
Year 1991
Director Rod Daniel
Genre Comedy
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Plot – Louie has inherited from his father - a ruthless real estate owner - a run-down building in a ghetto. The tenants complain often because the building needs urgent repairs, but Louis doesn't care of them, even if he's forced by a judge to fix everything. Gradually he befriends his tenants, learning to be more humanitarian, unlike his father, and he realizes poor people have to be treated well. In the end he gains his housemates' affection and his father's esteem.
All actors – Joe Pesci, Vincent Gardenia, Madolyn Smith Osborne, Rubén Blades, Stacey Travis, Carole Shelley, Kenn Michael, Paul Benjamin, Beatrice Winde, Bhubeshi Bodibe, Abdoulaye NGom, Carol Jean Lewis
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  • “- Gilliam: You don't want me to leave you alone.
    - Louie Kritski: Trust me, I do.
    - Gilliam: No, Satan wants me to leave you alone.
    - Louie Kritski: We both want you to leave me alone.”

    Paul Benjamin - Gilliam
    Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
    [Tag:bothering]
  • “- Louie Kritski: Why is that you have twenty-four different kinds of pork rinds and you only have one kind of peanut butter?
    - Cashier: Because we don't get too many fussy little white pricks in here.
    - Louie Kritski: Okay.”

    Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
    [Tag:food, scorn]
  • “- Louie Kritski: You want your electricity fixed? Move. Check into the fucking Plaza, just gimmie the rent Lady!
    - Eleanor: Look at my boy. How's he supposed to do his schoolwork at night? By candle light?
    - Louie Kritski: Lincoln did. Hey, maybe he'll grown up to be president, what the fuck do I know? Just gimmie the rent!”

    Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
    Carol Jean Lewis - Eleanor
    [Tag:payment, request]
  • “- Louie Kritski: Obviously it's unusually cold in the building today. Not necessarily due to a malfunction of our boiler.
    - Ron Nessim: That piece of shit it totally gone!
    - Louie Kritski: You can't prove that.
    - Leotha: Prove it? My parakeet is frozen solid. I could crack walnuts with him!”

    Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
    Anthony Heald - Ron Nessim
    Beatrice Winde - Leotha
    [Tag:cold]
  • “- Louie Kritski: You're late with your rent, Marlon. I know, I know, Mommy's dying again, you had to send money. How many times is it this year Mamacita's almost croaked?
    - Marlon: Six. But you know, I am glad she is still with us.”

    Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
    Rubén Blades - Marlon
    [Tag:lies, mother, payment]
  • “- Louie Kritski: Why do they call you Milkman?
    - Milkman: Because I killed the milkman.”

    Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
    Todd Monteiro - Milkman
    [Tag:killing, nickname]
  • “- Big Lou Kritski: I'm gonna get a new lawyer, a white judge and an appeal.
    - Naomi: On what grounds?
    - Big Lou Kritski: On the grounds that you piss me off.”

    Vincent Gardenia - Big Lou Kritski
    Madolyn Smith Osborne - Naomi Bensinger
  • “- Big Lou Kritski: They've brain washed you. Like Patty Hearst. What's next? You gonna rig it into a Disney World?
    - Louie Kritski: Pop...
    - Big Lou Kritski: Don't call me 'Pop'. I don't recognize you anymore. You're not my son. You're breaking my heart!”

    Vincent Gardenia - Big Lou Kritski
    Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
  • - Marlon: I don't think you look stupid.
    - Louie Kritski: Then what are you looking at? The jacket? The hood? What?
    - Marlon: It screams. You know what it says? It says, "Look at me! I'm wearing shit that nobody else in this neighborhood would wear. So come and stick me with a sharp object of your preference and then steal that hide-away wallet... (continue)
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    Rubén Blades - Marlon
    Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
    [Tag:clothes, vanity]
  • “- Louie Kritski: There's nothing wrong with the boiler in the building. It's running, ain't it?
    - Leotha: Yeah. All the way up to forty degrees. I am freezing.
    - Louie Kritski: Get a man.”

    Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
    Beatrice Winde - Leotha
    [Tag:cold]
  • “- Louie Kritski: Why don't you insure the lady? This way when she decides to join that big Piñata party in the sky, you can use the insurance money to pay your rent. Know what I mean? What is it with you Latins, don't you have any pride?
    - Marlon: I got pride. I'm proud I live in a building. I'm proud I don't live in a cardboard box. I have an...” (continue)
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    Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
    Rubén Blades - Marlon
    [Tag:insurance, pride]
  • “- Louie Kritski: Life stinks!
    - Tenant: And then you die!
    - Louie Kritski: I'm doubling your rent, meathead!
    - Tenant: Good. That makes two bad checks I have to write!”

    Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
  • “- Heather: It smells like piss, what is it?
    - Louie Kritski: It's piss. Drunks come in the hallway and they piss.
    - Heather: You let them pee in here?
    - Louie Kritski: It's not like they ask permission.”

    Stacey Travis - Heather
    Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
    [Tag:dirt, drunkenness]
  • “- Louie Kritski: Here, run this up to the house, and here's a fin.
    - Tito: Thank you.
    - Louie Kritski: Thank you? That's it? That's five dollars I gave you.
    - Tito: Thank you, master, thank you master.
    - Louie Kritski: Fuck you, kid.
    - Tito: Fuck you too.”

    Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
    Kenn Michael - Tito
  • “Let me explain something to you, son. You fix this place up on Monday, Friday it's back the way it was. You put in plumbing, they put chicken bones down the toilet. Put in heat, they piss in the hot air ducts!”
    Vincent Gardenia - Big Lou Kritski
    [Tag:cleanliness, dirt]
  • “- Louie Kritski: I need to use your bathroom.
    - Eleanor: No!
    - Louie Kritski: What am I supposed to do, shit outside?
    - Eleanor: Lincoln did.”

    Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
    Carol Jean Lewis - Eleanor
    [Tag:comfort, shit]
  • “- Ron Nessim: How are we supposed to keep warm in the mean time?
    - Louie Kritski: Burn one of your kids. What do I care?”

    Anthony Heald - Ron Nessim
    Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
    [Tag:caring, cruelty]
  • “- Louie Kritski: How come you're not in school, kid?
    - Tito: It's Saturday.
    - Louie Kritski: Yeah? Then why aren't you out playing basketball or break dancing?”

    Joe Pesci - Louie Kritski
    Kenn Michael - Tito
    [Tag:bothering, school]
  • “- Big Lou Kritski: Heather, can I ask you something? How far did you go in school?
    - Heather: Oh, well when I was in high school I wouldn't even let a guy touch me. But when I got to community college, I turned pretty wild.”

    Vincent Gardenia - Big Lou Kritski
    Stacey Travis - Heather
    [Tag:sex, teens]
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