“The Sweetest Thing” quotes
(2002)
Title The Sweetest Thing
Year 2002
Director Roger Kumble
Genre Comedy, Romance
Year 2002
Director Roger Kumble
Genre Comedy, Romance
Plot – Christina Walters is very meticulous about men and focuses on one night stands instead of looking for the right guy. One day she's impressed by Peter, but he disappears the next day, so Christina decides to go and look for him together with her friend Courtney. Along the way, the two friends get into fun adventures making the movie anything but a sickly sweet comedy.
All actors – Cameron Diaz, Christina Applegate, Selma Blair, Thomas Jane, Frank Grillo, Jason Bateman, Eddie McClintock, Lillian Adams, Johnny Messner, Sybil Temtchine, Parker Posey, Joe Bellan, Chelsea Bond, Richard Denni, Georgia Engel, Ann E. Fields, Jennifer Gimenez, Siena Goines, Tria Katz, John Lehr, Mason Lucero, Jill Miller, James Mangold, Olivia Lucero, Mitch Mullany, Judith Chapman, John Bennett Perry, Nancy Priddy, Andrea Sabesin, Jonathon E. Stewart, Stryker, Branden Williams, Don Winston, Kristoffer Ryan Winters, Timothy J. Dodge, Charlie Dell, Alexander Chance, Damon Williams, Herbert W. Ankrom, Linda Stein, David Nathan Schwartz, Melanie H. Gassaway, Hellena Taylor, Shannon Murphy, Philip Pavel, George Maguire, Mary Mahagian, Eddie J. Low, Loren Lester, Marc Goldsmith, Erik Stolhanske, Darnell Suttles, Rick Evans, Vahe Bejan, Linda Asuma, Bryan Anthony, Craig Kvinsland, Manny Rodriguez, Max Rosa, Cyia Batten, Victoria Blackburn, Greg Bronson, Curt Clendenin, Randi Cole, Susan Engel, Chris Hawpe, Beth Hebert, Stuart D. Johnson, Lance R. Jones, Jonathan Palmer, Nancy Pimental, Beverly Polcyn, Jeanne Sakata, Johnathon Schaech, Kevin Alexander Stea, Mikhail Tank, Barry G. Thomas, Cassie Townsend, Zachary Woodlee
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“- Peter: I'd be careful with those fat-free chips - they cause anal leakage.
- Roger: You cause anal leakage.
- Peter: It says so on the bag.
- Roger: What kind of marketing braniac puts anal leakage on his product? How can they even sell that crap?”“- Christina: [Reading] Follow the yellow brick road? Huh! I'm following the yellow brick road... following the yellow brick...
- Christina: [Comes across a picture of a dog with a hole in its mouth, she gasps] Muffy! You look like my old doggy Muffy! What's in your mouth? What's in your mouth?
- Christina: What have you got in there?
- Man in...” (continue)(continue reading)“- Christina, Courtney: Jane! Janeyy!
- Jane: Sorry you guys, I'm really busy and...
- Christina, Courtney: Hey, wait, Jane
- Christina, Courtney: [singing] Do you like Pina Coladas? And getting caught in the rain...?
- Jane: ...Shit!”“- Christina: You know when I was 22, my breasts were up here, nice and perky, but gravity has taken them. It's like 22, 28, 22, 28, 22...
- Courtney: Buy some new ones!”“Jesus Christ! I'm gone for one day and the place turns into Indonesia!”
“Dating is all about boundaries.”
“I can't believe I'm fucking a big purple elephant!”
“- Gramps: Should have poked her in the whiskers while you had the chance. I met this hot young bitch at the world's fair back in 1940. Every moment with her was like a slice of heaven.
- Peter: Ahh, I bet you really miss grandma.
- Gramps: Aww fuck grandma! It's Pearl I'm talking about... fucking grandma.”“Wait a minute... Do we have time for... a movie montage?”
“Hey Chris it's Courtney. I'm just checking in to see if you're listening to your messages, because if you are listening to your messages, it means you were too chicken shit to hook up with Peter, which therefore means you are a loser! you are a loser!”
“- Peter: If you don't mind I'd like to do that every hour on the hour for the rest of our lives.
- Christina: Of course, go right ahead.
- Peter: And don't worry about returning the favor, men don't really like oral sex.
- Christina: Yeah, right.
- Peter: I'm serious, it's just a horrible rumor that got started back sometime in the 1950's.
-...” (continue)(continue reading)“- Courtney: What's up?
- Leather coat guy: Nothing, what's up with you?
- Courtney: Nothing...what's up with you?
- Leather coat guy: Nothing, what's up with you.
- Courtney: Nothing...”“- Courtney: Maybe it's you. Did somethin' crawl up your poonani?
- Christina: Hey! I have never had any complaints in the poonani odor department!
- Courtney: Yeah! Well neither have I, okay!
- Christina: High five on the clean poonani!
- Courtney: [gives high five] Bitch!”“- Jane: He dumped me....Kevin dumped meeee!
- Christina: Oh sweetie...
- Jane: A day before our one year anniversary...
- Christina: Well you know, he's probably just going through a rough stage.
- Courtney: Yeah, he'll call you tomorrow..that phone is going to be ringing.
- Jane: Noooo!! He said he's been wanting this for six months and...” (continue)(continue reading)These are..."The Days Of Our Lives"!
“Oh, you know, the usual. Defending the rights of my broken hearted clients and try to squeeze every single penny out of their miserable cheating spouses.”
“Oh My... Cock!”
“- Peter: I love you, but...
- Both: I'm not in love with you.
- Peter: I don't want to get married.
- Bride: I don't want to get married, either.
- Both: We are not getting married!”“- Courtney: You are soooooo Bajigety.
- Christina: I’ am not Bajigety.”
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