“The Toxic Avenger Part III: The Last Temptation of Toxie” quotes

“These chemicals have taken over my life! I don't have a life! I have a half-life!”
Ron Fazio - The Toxic Avenger

“- Apocalypse, Inc. Chairman: Who said minimum wage? Did I say minimum wage? Melvie, bubula, baby, what self-respecting, hideously deformed creature of super-human size and strength works for peanuts, hmmmm?
- The Toxic Avenger: Uh, none I guess.
- Apocalypse, Inc. Chairman: All these things I will give thee, if you will bow down and work for me.”
Rick Collins - Inc. Chairman
Ron Fazio - The Toxic Avenger

“- The Toxic Avenger: Oh man, toxic shock.
- Apocalypse, Inc. Chairman: No, not toxic shock just your imagination set free! Look at it, a perfect world with a Porsche in every drive way, Chicken McNuggets in every pot, and you, you Melvin, smack dab in the middle of it. Loved by millions the world over, you'll be more popular than The Beatles and...” (continue)(continue reading)
Ron Fazio - The Toxic Avenger
Rick Collins - Inc. Chairman

“It's an old sumo trick. They use it whenever they're on a runaway school bus that plunges into deadly, murky, muddy water.”
Ron Fazio - The Toxic Avenger

“The mind is a terrible thing to waste, and I'll waste yours.”

Rick Collins - The Devil

“- The Devil: No one takes priority over me.
- God: Oh no? Ahem... Ahem...
- The Devil: Well... maybe one.”
Rick Collins - The Devil

“Choose your weapon, and your arena. Oh, I know! You play video games, don't you Melvin? I'll show you the real five levels of doom. Earth, Fire, Water, Wind... and the last one. But no one gets to the last one.”
Rick Collins - The Devil

“I don't mind being blind: I'll never have to see ugliness, or poverty, or pollution, or the Chevrolet Nova.”
Phoebe Legere - Claire

“- Apocalypse, Inc. Chairman: Mr. Junko, we need someone charming, smart looking, good with people, to be the spokesman for our company and to help spread the good news of our policies.
- The Toxic Avenger: Just what are your policies?
- Apocalypse, Inc. Chairman: Our policies, Mr Junko? Giving! That's our policy! Giving to the people what they...” (continue)(continue reading)
Rick Collins - Inc. Chairman
Ron Fazio - The Toxic Avenger

“You know, you don't have any intestinal fortitude.”

Ron Fazio - The Toxic Avenger

“I'm a man of wealth and taste. I can offer you wealth and... your taste can be worked on.”
Rick Collins - Inc. Chairman

“It's better to be blind in Heaven then sighted in Hell.”
Phoebe Legere - Claire