“The Worst Witch” quotes

“You should be finished by now girls. A laughter potion should be made quickly, in case it's needed in an emergency.”
Diana Rigg - Miss Constance Hardbroom

“My mother always wanted to be a witch. But she didn't have the gift. It's not that I want to be the best. I'm just so tired of being the worst.”
Fairuza Balk - Mildred Hubble

“- Mildred Hubble: I made the wrong potion.
- Miss Cackle, Agatha: And?
- Mildred Hubble: Instead of laughing... I disappeared.
- Miss Cackle, Agatha: Oh dear, Mildred. Oh, dear, dear, dear. You must be the worst witch in the entire school. My words seem to go in one ear and out the other.”
Fairuza Balk - Mildred Hubble
Charlotte Rae - Miss Cackle

“- Maud Warlock: Go to sleep, Mildred.
- Mildred Hubble: I can't.
- Maud Warlock: Why not?
- Mildred Hubble: I'm afraid of the dark.”
Danielle Batchelor - Maud Warlock
Fairuza Balk - Mildred Hubble

“- Ethel Hallow: You sure you know how to play Terror Tag?
- Mildred Hubble: Everyone knows how to play Terror Tag.
- Ethel Hallow: You're not everyone.”
Anna Kipling - Ethel Hallow
Fairuza Balk - Mildred Hubble

“I've been quite hard on you, Mildred. But I wouldn't have troubled if I hadn't always thought you had potential.”
Diana Rigg - Miss Constance Hardbroom

“- Mildred Hubble: Don't you ever worry that you're just not cut out to be a witch?
- Maud Warlock: Oh, no. My family were all witches. I never doubted for a moment that I'd be one too. Stop worrying, it only makes things worse.”
Fairuza Balk - Mildred Hubble
Danielle Batchelor - Maud Warlock

“Donna's arrived. She'll be a hundred and thirty six next month and she still acts like a teenager.”
Charlotte Rae - Miss Cackle

“A true witch isn't always one who comes out on top of the tests. A true witch has witchcraft in her at all times, and this is what you have, Mildred Hubble.”
Tim Curry - The Grand Wizard