“Thief and The Cobbler” quotes
(1993)All actors – Vincent Price, Bobbi Page, Steve Lively, Ed E. Carroll, Clive Revill, Mona Marshall, Joan Sims, Kevin Dorsey, Donald Pleasence, Stanley Baxter, Kenneth Williams, Clinton Sundberg
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“I'm so hungry I could eat a vegetarian.”
“Rule number one: Keep your eye on the wire and have feet like a monkey. Rule number two: It's always good to wear underwear when you're up this high, otherwise you could attract a sizable crowd. That brings us to rule number three. Rule number three... what's rule number three? I always forget rule number three. Rule number one: eyes and feet,...” (continue)(continue reading)
“What's that? Oh, a naked lady. But wait! A golden backscratcher!”
“Father, I'm smarter than any man in this city. And, faster than your clumsy henchman.”
“Drank my coffee, read the paper, now it's time to get to work.”
“This life I live in regal splendor seems a waste. If I could help father, instead of just sitting at his side. If I could help just one person, maybe then he'd understand there's more to me, I'd be doing something useful.”
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